Sunday Funnies: WARNING!

WARNING: raunchy, nasty, vulgar language (but I laughed my ass off…)

Ask Alexyss tells men to “Wash Yo Nutz!”

You were warned, so don’t bitch at me.

The Crawling King Snake

The Doors on Australian TV 1971 and their last performance with Jim Morrison!

alsvlog 25 they took away my country : Online Video | Veoh Video Network

Al explains the state of his circumstance and condition (which is so similar to America’s circumstance and condition).

from www.veoh.com posted with vodpod

Calling All New Hampshire Rednecks: The ONLY Way to Hold These Criminals Accountable

Ralph Lopez sent me some information and links to some American patriots wo are attempting to hold the neocon Bush monster responsible by initiating impeachment proceedings through a litttle know rule. Sue Serpa, of the Northeast Impeachment Coalition, posted this information for those people in New Hampshire who want to help:

HR24

Our Founding Fathers actually foresaw the day when we would elect a bad president and congress would refuse their duty to impeach. So they set up a fallback: By rules of order for Congress Jefferson’s Manual section 603 another avenue for impeachment is through any State or US territory. 14-term state Rep. Betty Hall has introduced HR24 to impeach Bush and Cheney.

http://www.democracyfornewhampshire.com/node/view/5448

This goes to vote this month (not scheduled yet, but Betty tells me it will most likely be March 12^th). She will bring messages of support for the petition to the NH Legislature. You do not need to be a NH resident to send words urging support. If you’d like to urge passage of this petition, email Betty at: i.support.HR24@gmail.com

To take the action a bit further, please CALL the representatives below:

Member

HomePhone

Email

Member HomePhone Email
Baroody, Benjamin C 603-622-2844  ben.baroody@leg.state.nh.us
Beaulieu, Jane E 603-626-1260
Beck, Catriona D 603-588-3053  catriona@catrionabeck.com
Bergin, Peter F 603-673-1885  pfbergin@gmail.com
Brown, C. Pennington 603-679-1766 penningtonbrown@comcast.net
Brueggemann, Donald A 603-224-5548 donbruegge@comcast.net
Brunelle, Michael D 603-669-0868 repbrunelle@hotmail.com
Buco, Thomas L 603-447-4985 tombuco@yahoo.com
Burridge, Delmar D 603-352-5363  dburridge@ne.rr.com
Butcher, Suzanne S 603-357-8383 suzannebutcherNH@yahoo.com
Butterworth, Timothy 603-363-8076 tim.butterworth@leg.state.nh.us
Butynski, William 603-336-7498  williambutynski@aol.com
Cali-Pitts, Jacqueline A 603-431-7657 cali0917@aol.com
Casey, Kimberley S 603-772-8506  caseycorps@aol.com
Chase, Claudia A 603-547-6278 mirrixlooms@comcast.net
Cloutier, John R 603-542-6190 jocloutier@comcast.net
Converse, Larry 603-542-2180 lcallcone@aol.com
Cooney, Mary R 603-536-1141  mary.cooney@leg.state.nh.us
Daler, Jennifer 603-371-0595 jenniferdaler@yahoo.com
Dokmo, Cynthia J 603-673-0395 cynthia.dokmo@leg.state.nh.us
Donovan, Thomas E (W)603-542-0463 mrtedd2001@yahoo.com
Drisko, Richard B 603-465-2517 driskorb@aol.com
Dumaine, Dudley D 603-622-2293 buppadan@comcast.net
Dunn, J. Timothy 603-357-7993 dunnbt@verizon.net
Eaton, Stephanie 603-444-2604 stephanie.eaton@leg.state.nh.us
Flockhart, Eileen C 603-778-0647 hartflock@comcast.net
Foster, Linda T 603-673-6104 linda.foster@leg.state.nh.us
Gargasz, Carolyn M 603-465-7463 cgargasz@cs.com
Ginsburg, Ruth 603-882-8647 ginsburg@tiac.net
Grassie, Anne C 603-332-8562  anne@grassie.org
Hager, Elizabeth S 603-224-2060 elizabeth.hager@leg.state.nh.us
Hamm, Christine C 603-746-4919 hammchristine@gmail.com
Hammond, Jill Shaffer 603-547-0715  jshafham@verizon.net
Harvey, Suzanne 603-598-0582 suzanne.harvey@leg.state.nh.us
Hatch, William A 603-466-9491 hatchbill@hotmail.com
Hilliard, Dana S 603-343-4114 sshilliard@hotmail.com
Irwin, Anne-Marie 603-924-6617 anne-marie.irwin@leg.state.nh.us
Kaelin, Michael A 603-654-5948 mike.kaelin@leg.state.nh.us
Kaen, Naida L 603-659-2205 naidakaen@hotmail.com
Knox, J. David 603-569-2530 jdknox@worldpath.net
Kopka, Angeline K 603-577-5561 akopkare@aol.com
Kurk, Neal M 603-529-7253 neal.kurk@leg.state.nh.us
Leishman, Peter R 603-365-0621 PRLeishman@aol.com
Levesque, Melanie A 603-672-3951  mlevesquel@charter.net
Mann, Maureen R 603-463-9990 Maureen.Mann@leg.state.nh.us
McLeod, Martha 603-823-8041 mmcleod@nchcnh.org
McMahon, Patricia M 603-927-4705 msricia@yahoo.com
Merrick, Evalyn S 603-788-4311 evalyn.merrick@leg.state.nh.us
Miller, Joseph M 603-868-1689 docjoe@comcast.net
Millham, Alida I 603-524-1278 amillham@metrocast.net
Mitchell, Bonnie G 603-532-6311 bonniegay@comcast.net
O’Connell, Timothy D 603-673-2963 tocnoc@comcast.net
Reardon, Tara G 603-224-0614 hontgr@aol.com
Roberts, Kris E 603-352-1105 kris@kriseroberts.info
Rosenwald, Cindy 603-595-9896 cindy.rosenwald@leg.state.nh.us
Schulze, Joan H 603-888-3380 joanschulze@verizon.net
Shaw, Barbara E 603-626-4681 beshaw3@aol.com
Shaw, Kimberly C 603-882-2845 kcshawed@aol.com
Wallner, Mary J 603-225-5249 maryjane.wallner@leg.state.nh.us
Webb, Leigh A 603-934-8222 leigh.webb@leg.state.nh.us
Weed, Charles F 603-352-8309 cweed@keene.edu
Williams, Robert W 603-225-9283 robert.williams@leg.state.nh.us
Yeaton, Charles B 603-736-9087 cyeaton@metrocast.net

Barney Frank Announces His Intent To Introduce Marijuana Decriminalization Legislature

Unfortunately, I don’t have a shorter version (you can find this discussion beginning at the 3:20 mark), so view or scroll forward, as needed.

Read below or visit CBS here:

Barney Frank Calls For Decriminalizing Small Amounts Of Marijuana

(The Politico) Rep. Barney Frank will soon introduce legislation to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana, the Massachusetts Democrat said during an appearance on HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.”

Frank offered no details on his legislation, and it’s not at all clear that he could ever get it to the House floor for a vote. A Frank aide was unaware of his plans other than his statement on HBO.

Frank has introduced legisaltion in previous years to allow the use of “medical marijuana,” although the bills never made it out of the House Energy and Commerce Committee.

Asked by Maher as to why he would push a pot decriminalization bill now, Frank said the American public has already decided that personal use of marijuana is not a problem.

“I now think it’s time for the politicians to catch up to the public,” Frank said. ”The notion that you lock people up for smoking marijuana is pretty silly. I’m going to call it the ‘Make Room for Serious Criminals’ bill.”

Angry Easter Bunny: He’s Pissed At What Religion Has Done To The Holiday

The Easter Bunny takes back Easter.

from www.stupidvideos.com posted with vodpod

B’Man’s Sabbath Watch: How Do You Know When Your “Spiritual Guide” Is a Lunatic?

When they are nutcases such as this one:

As I mentioned here before, I have been “leadership” in a church that was a “spinoff” molded after Parsley’s. I have experienced these “men of God” slapping me in the forehead and pulling me by the neck, trying to “slay me in the spirit”. But more than the spectacle, I have witnessed first hand the idiotic sheeple give their last cent for the “Prosperity Teaching” and be held in fear of hell-fire and damnation if they didn’t bow to each and every law given by the preacher.

This shit is real, rednecks. Baptists and Methodists, by and large, don’t really understand these people and their crazy-assed rantings and control.

It is this radical right-wing crazy bs that makes me want to watch out on the Sabbath (giving all my redneck homies a head’s up) and the reason why I have nothing to do with them any more. They are truly lunatics and the fact that McInsane uses Parsley as a “Spiritual Guide” is more than enough for any sane person to vote for another. He is a lunatic.

How Big Money-Big Banking Ruined America

Since I am no financial analyst, nor expert, just a redneck who pays attention because his small business is being affected so horribly by these factors (and many others), I cannot adequately explain what is happening to our financial system, which is on the brink of failure. Money discussions have become so worded with bullshit, intentionally, that normal people (not affiliated with the industry) are as much at a loss as if we were listening to Aristotle describe any of his theories in Greek.

I have tried to simplify any discussions here, mainly because I am simple and I want to share with others like me what is happening (especially you rednecks from the SE I love… “love thy neighbor as thyself”) to this country and our way of life.

I was turned on to Brasscheck TVby my friend Manila Ryce at The Largest Minority(unwittingly, but thanks, buddy) and I subscribed to their feeds. This morning I found this animated video by Paul Grignon that lays out the history of banking and how it became what it is today).

It is 47 minutes long, so I created a link at my YouTube channel which is more easily digested in smaller chunks (and I get you to visit my channel, as well… lol). Here is BuelahMan’s permalink to the video series, Money As Debt.

From Brasscheck TV’s page containing this video (I suggest you visit them and check out all their videos)

One of the last things John F. Kennedy did before he was assassinated was declare his intention to reform the central banking system of the United States.No connection between these two events?

 And this:
 

Congressman Louis McFadden, Chairman of the House Banking and Currency Committee from 1927-33, opposed the Federal Reserve System. There were three reported attempts on his life before he finally died of “heart failure.” Here’s what he said about the Federal Reserve from the floor of Congress:“Mr. Chairman, we have in this Country one of the most
corrupt institutions the world has ever known. I refer to the Federal Reserve Board and the Federal Reserve Banks, hereinafter called the Fed.

The Fed has cheated the Government of these United States and the people of the United States out of enough money to pay the Nation’s debt. The depredations and iniquities of the Fed has cost enough money to pay the National debt several times over.

This evil institution has impoverished and ruined the people of these United States, has bankrupted itself, and has practically bankrupted our Government. It has done this through the defects of the law under which it operates, through the mal-administration of that law by the Fed and through the corrupt practices of the moneyed vultures who control it.”

There is no doubt that this has been recognized as a major issue, even before we formed as a nation. As a matter of fact, some of our Founding Fathers were perfectly educated to this and they tell us:

The inability of the colonists to get power to issue their own money permanently out of the hands of George III and the international bankers was the PRIME reason for the Revolutionary War.–Benjamin Franklin from his autobiography

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation. - John Adams

Not only the “Founding Fathers”, but many other early leaders and great individuals understood the dangers of allowing Bankers to get this control. You can see from Brasscheck TV’s Kennedy quote, some folks have been murdered when associating themselves as fighting these forces (or against them). I, too, wonder if all of these are coincidental?

Government, possessing the power to create and issue currency and credit as money and enjoying the right to withdraw both currency and credit from circulation by taxation and otherwise, need not and should not borrow capital at interest [from the private banking system or their affiliates] as a means of financing government work and public enterprise. The government should create, issue and circulate all the currency and credit needed to satisfy the spending power of the government and the buying owner of consumers. The privilege of creating and issuing money is not only the supreme prerogative of government, but it is the government’s greatest creative opportunity. - President Abraham Lincoln’s Monetary Policy (1865)

Whoever controls the volume of money in our country is absolute master. - James Garfield

As the video asks, “Could it all happen by accident… or is it all a conspiracy?”

That is the $6 Million Question. There has been conspiracies regarding this subject for a very long time. Very seldom has anyone admitted to being a part, but there have been some exceptions to the secrecy:

“For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will.
If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.” - David Rockefeller from his autobiography ‘Memoirs’

“We are grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But, the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto determination practiced in past centuries.” David Rockefeller, founder of the Trilateral Commission, in an address before that organization in June 1991.

If nothing else, take the time to watch the video for a great explanation into Big Banking and how it could very well ruin this wonderful country.

The Old “Fogey of War”

Supposedly, a “majority” of Americans think that John McInsane is the “best prepared” to answer the “red” phone at 3AM… which may be true since he’ll be up anyway “trying to pee”.

As Bill so succinctly puts it, McInsane thinks that the solution is our presence in the ME (for 100 years or more) when the real “problem” is that we are in the ME (perhaps for 100 years, making it even worse). He is clueless and inept, or murderously a fool.

He preaches “freedom” when it is truly a fiefdom.