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Archive for March 28th, 2008

Siegelman Released! Confident Rove’s “fingerprints are smeared all over the case”

Posted by buelahman on March 28, 2008

Freed Alabama Ex-Governor Sees Politics in His Case

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Former Governor Don Siegelman of Alabama, released from prison today on bond in a bribery case, said he was as convinced as ever that politics played a leading role in his prosecution.

In a telephone interview shortly after he walked out of a federal prison in Oakdale, La., Mr. Siegelman said there had been “abuse of power” in his case, and repeatedly cited the influence of Karl Rove, the former White House political director.

“His fingerprints are smeared all over the case,” Mr. Siegelman said, a day after a federal appeals court ordered him released on bond and said there were legitimate questions about his case.

Mr. Rove has strenuously denied any involvement in the conviction of the former governor, who was sentenced to serve seven years last June after being convicted in 2006. He could not immediately be reached for comment today.

Mr. Siegelman served nine months while his lawyers appealed a federal judge’s refusal to release him on bond, pending the ex-governor’s appeal of his conviction. That refusal was overturned by the United States Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit on Thursday.

B’Man: This is wonderful news and a great sign that some justice may take place. EVERYTHING this Bush Administration does or is involved with is corrupt and smells like shit.

Posted in Accountability, Bush, Corruption, Don Siegelman, Karl Rove, Neocon Criminals, ReTHUGlican | 1 Comment »

Southern Redneck Brainwashed Politics (from an email I received today)

Posted by buelahman on March 28, 2008

Family and Friends:

 I find it difficult to imagine that any citizen of our United States of America would even think seriously about electing a pseudo-islamic christian, an oxymoron, to the office of President. I truly am concerned about our future as a democracy.

Obama speaks of being lead to Christianity, I was lead to Jesus Christ. There is an enormous difference.

Love,

Xxxx Xxxx


 
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My fellow Identity-Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their … well, support.
Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor’s relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush’s youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedy’s for coming out in support of me. There’s a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extra marital affair with who was pregnant with his child. And I’m not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.
And I’d like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support.  Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.
I say things that sound meaningful, but don’t really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking.
It’s time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.
So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don’t think, just do.
And do it for me.
“THANK YOU”
Sincerely,
Obama

The person who sent this is an older man (70ish), big, ex-Marine, and a Baptist Preacher. He is normally very loud and obtuse and obsessive about being the center of attention. He won’t let you eat a meal without spectacle prayer, loud and phylactery direct. He is embarrassing in front of customers, but I have always treated him with respect.

Today, even though I respect him, I had to reply (I have disregarded so very many of these already and this just rubbed me the wrong way):

Hi Xxxx,
I hope that you and the family are well.
As for your message, I will be to the point. I have no party affiliation and actually despise the 2 party system, so this isn’t any Democratic Party defense, by any means. Nor am I a fan of Mr Obama’s, Mrs Clinton’s, or John McCain’s. I am not enamored by “hope” speeches or more “tax cuts for the rich” speeches. However, I find this type of rhetoric in your message unproductive and downright misleading (I study politics in great detail). This is not something I would have expected of you and it reeks of political unawareness or complicity in trying to mislead people. Since I am of the opinion that you would not intentionally be misleading others on this subject, I must assume you are simply ignorant to facts about these people.
Unfortunately, I hear enough of this rhetoric from Rush, Bill, Sean and the rest of the right-wing pundits. I understand their motive (they are paid), however, for the life of me, I cannot understand yours.
As for Christ, Christianity and the perceived difference you elude to, I am convinced from my “relationship with Jesus Christ” that He would never endorse the murderous rampage this country has gone on (in His name, I might add) and He spoke against such things countless times. When I hear Mr McCain speak, all I hear is Satan speaking… calling for more death and destruction. Isn’t it Satan that goes to and fro looking to kill and destroy? I see no difference between the two, yet I keep hearing Christians insist that He would. Sounds like crazy talk to me and is not the Jesus I understand.
At least Mr Obama is “humane” enough to act more “Christ-like” than Mr McCain does (I won’t burden myself with judging who is most “Christian”, just who appears to mimic the red letters best). But Mr Obama is not much more “Christ-like”. He, too, threatens to bomb people illegally. Mrs Clinton, as well. They are all basically the same. Just differing shades of evil, in my opinion.
We have known each other a long time and for what it may be worth to you, I respect your view on many things, but in this case, I couldn’t disagree more.
Take care,
BuelahMan

Posted in 2008 Presidential Election, B'Man's Hypocrite Watch, B'Man's Rants, Barack Obama, Crazies, ReTHUGlican, Southeast USA | 1 Comment »

Is An Attack On Iran Inevitable?

Posted by buelahman on March 28, 2008

The Political Scribe and I discuss the Bush Administration often and sometimes disagree about what is next. At this point, I truly believe that nothing is beyond their evil capabilities and that, if it is at all possible, the Bush administration will ensure the neocon agenda and would do anything, even try to keep Bush/Cheney in power after 2007.

I am doubtful that our system of checks and balances is working at this time and with the past 7 years as a judge of things that ‘could” happen… anything goes. Bush signs “Signing Statements”, purposefully thumbing his nose at America when he breaks the very laws he is signing. The only time he bothers with a veto is on politically significant issues. Otherwise he simply “signs” them away, as if a king and does whatever he pleases… knowing full well that nothing will be done.

He doesn’t gain this power due to Dem weakness, as is portrayed by many. But by downright complicit actions… cavorting with the Crime Boss, as it were.

So, I would not doubt that something “BIG” is on the horizon. Something devastating enough to be able to call for Martial Law and to try and shut down democracy in this country.

Am I a conspiracy nut? Maybe. But please tell me what they have done thus far that I should trust any action they commit? Why should I NOT be concerned and distrustful of them, since everything they have done thus far is dubious and evil?

I have generally thought that another 9/11 style attack might mysteriously happen just before the elections, but with all the blatant lying rhetoric the administration is touting continuously about Iran and the “mis-speaking”, linking Iran with terrorists and insurgents, is beginning to seem purposeful and leading up to something.

Of course, since McInsane is even more radical than Bush, he will be a good replacement for the neocon war mongers’ Bush 3, but that may be the Plan B. So, whether or not the Bushies want to keep control (or the neocon handlers will be satisfied with McInsane), there is a very good potential for a war. besides, Saudi Arabis is preparing for something in the aftermath of Cheney’s recent visit.

Rednecks, do not be surprised should we invade or attack Iran with bombs, perhaps even nuclear. These people in charge cannot be trusted to do what is right in the world and should be suspect in every action until they are gone, IF they are gone.

From Black Agenda Report

Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran

by Margarett Kimberly

It is happening. The plans for the Bush administration to begin mass murder of the Iranian people have been put in motion. The plot was stalled temporarily by the National Intelligence Estimate report released last fall, a report which said that Iran did not have a nuclear weapons program. Bush and Cheney were thrown off their game, but not by much and not for long. They were inconvenienced but ultimately took the small set back in stride because they both knew they had nothing to worry about.

They know that the press will report what they say without criticism or analysis. They know that both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have said that all options are on the table with Iran. They know that European nations like France have publicly stated their allegiance to Bush vis a vis Iran. British Prime Minister Gordon Brownalso bowed to Bushian bullying and declared that Iran must not be allowed to become a nuclear power. Now Germany has joined the hall of shame. German Chancellor Angela Merkel groveled before the Israeli Knesset and essentially promised not to protest when Israel assists America in creating an Iranian holocaust. Apparently German sins of genocide against the Jews can only be expiated by complicity with an Israeli genocide.

When historians write about the catastrophes that struck the world in 2008, events that have taken place in March of 2008 will surely loom large. The worldwide economic meltdown finally became impossible to deny, with the Federal Reserve using the workers’ dime to bail out a major investment banking firm, Bear Stearns. Dick Cheney traveled to Iraq, Israel, and Saudi Arabia, making sure his nefarious plans went off without a hitch. John McCain claimed that Iran was the home of al Qaeda, the bogeyman that sends already trigger happy Americans on blood thirsty rampages. Democrats who had the power to stop Bush in his tracks, once again pledged to do nothing.

In 2007 both the Senate and House passed resolutions that backed war with Iran. Impeachment, the one weapon Congress could use to stop further war making, is ignored and forgotten by John Conyers, Chairman of the House Judiciary committee.

In recent days Conyers said he would begin impeachment hearings, but only if Bush attacksIran. Apparently not enough human beings have been killed by Bush and the body count needs to grow exponentially before Conyers will lift a finger. On the other hand, the two-faced Congressman says he fears impeachment because it will hurt the Democrats in the upcoming November election. So it seems he will do nothing, no matter how many people die because of the crimes committed under the Bush regime.

The attack on Iran is an open secret, but Americans, like a wronged spouse, are the last to know. Dick Cheney must have told the Saudi princes of his intended evil doing because Saudi Arabia is planning for “the probabilities of leaking nuclear and radiation hazards in case of any unexpected nuclear attacks in Iran. . . ” Saudis know the deal, while John and Jane Q. Public are still in the dark.

What will the Democrats do when Iranians are nuked? When Israeli foreign minister Tzipi Livni recently visited the United States, Obama gave her a phone calland told her she shouldn’t worry about an Obama administration. He said all the right things, that Israel has a right to defend itself (kill Palestinians whenever it wants) and agreed that Iran was an evil nation that shouldn’t have the nuclear weapons that Israel has had for decades. So much for change.

The saber rattling and furtive Dick Cheney meetings are just the tip of the iceberg. The worldwide economic crisis is pushing the war agenda more than any other factor. Black Agenda Report said as much nearly one year ago.

“Ultimately, the parasitic class can only maintain its rule by force. Manufacturing nothing, creating no value except on paper, they must finally call upon the Armed Forces to impose their unearned advantage on the planet. Such was the logic of March, 2003. The Great Offensive failed, but the contradictions that compelled the captains of finance capital to order their political servants to wage war, remain - and are in fact more acute than four years ago. They must wage war, again, to fight their way out of the box.”

Every bail out of an investment bank is an omen of an oncoming worldwide financial calamity, but it is also an omen of more American aggression. The Obama/Clinton fight for the nomination is a sorry side show spectacle. In any case, the new war will help John McCain more than it will help the Democratic nominee. Even if the Democrat should win, both Obama and Clinton have stated that they too believe in maintaining America’s empire. Bush’s wars won’t end with a Democratic administration.

In the space of just five years, our nation will be waging another war of aggression and we will all be accessories after the fact. Our country may have also entered into a depression, so we will be poor criminals too. To use an expression coined by Poppy Bush, we will be in deep doo doo. Cheer up though. We won’t be in as much trouble as Iranians. Many of them will soon be dead.

Posted in Big Military, Bush, Cheney, Corruption, Iran, John McCain, Neocon Criminals, ReTHUGlican | 15 Comments »

Lil’ Bush’s New Playmates

Posted by buelahman on March 28, 2008

Lil’ Rudy Giuliani, Lil’ Mitt Romney and Lil’ Kucinich try to bond with their new pals.

from www.comedycentral.co posted with vodpod

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Freaky Sex Friday… Proof that Porn Causes Rape

Posted by buelahman on March 28, 2008

Monkey Sex

Rogue monkey accused of attempted rapes

by Ben HazellLocals in the Indian village of Cherukulapadu are claiming a sex-crazed monkey has attempted a series of rapes on local women.

  • Delhi’s monkey business takes sinister twist
  • Man said ‘wombat rape’ led to accent change
  • According to The Sun newspaper, the 3ft langur monkey had lived peacefully beside villagers in the Hyderabad region for years.But the primate was overcome by lust after watching a couple engaged in amorous activities in a field, and is said to be copying the behavior.

    An elderly woman is reported to have died of shock after the monkey jumped on her.

    A local villager said: “It’s awful. It keeps trying to do what it saw in the field!

    We’re waiting for a forestry team to catch it” she added.

    India has had problems with monkey violence in the past, and in some areas has resorted to training larger, more violent monkeys to combat the pests.

    Last year the deputy mayor of Delhi was killed after being attacked by a hoard of wild monkeys on a balcony.

    In another incident in Delhi a monkey is claimed to have snatched a two-year-old baby from its mother’s arms.

    The city now employs monkey catchers to round them up and return them to nearby forests. Local authorities have met resistance when they try to move the monkeys to other areas.

    Culling the creatures is seen as unacceptable to devout Hindus, who see the monkeys as manifestations of the god Hanuman and often feed them.

    UPDATED: Very Close Freaky Sex Friday Runner Up

    American caught having sex with picnic table

    An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table.

    Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

    The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.

    The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.

    Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: “He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.”… (more here)

    Posted in Freaky Sex Friday, Humor | 6 Comments »