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Posted by buelahman on March 28, 2008
Rogue monkey accused of attempted rapes
by Ben HazellLocals in the Indian village of Cherukulapadu are claiming a sex-crazed monkey has attempted a series of rapes on local women.
According to The Sun newspaper, the 3ft langur monkey had lived peacefully beside villagers in the Hyderabad region for years.But the primate was overcome by lust after watching a couple engaged in amorous activities in a field, and is said to be copying the behavior.
An elderly woman is reported to have died of shock after the monkey jumped on her.
A local villager said: “It’s awful. It keeps trying to do what it saw in the field!
We’re waiting for a forestry team to catch it” she added.
India has had problems with monkey violence in the past, and in some areas has resorted to training larger, more violent monkeys to combat the pests.
Last year the deputy mayor of Delhi was killed after being attacked by a hoard of wild monkeys on a balcony.
In another incident in Delhi a monkey is claimed to have snatched a two-year-old baby from its mother’s arms.
The city now employs monkey catchers to round them up and return them to nearby forests. Local authorities have met resistance when they try to move the monkeys to other areas.
Culling the creatures is seen as unacceptable to devout Hindus, who see the monkeys as manifestations of the god Hanuman and often feed them.
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American caught having sex with picnic table
An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table.
Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.
The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: “He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.”… (more here)
May 11, 2008 at 6:47 am
Personally I’m more distrubed by the furniture fucker. THe monkeys are just trying to get their groove on.
July 4, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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