B’Man’s Hometown Update

Reading this week’s weekly subscription to my hometown paper from Iuka, MS (The Tishomingo County Vidette) I find that The Tish County Braves are heading to the state baseball playoffs (ranked 11th in the state). The coach is a highschool classmate (about 3 years older). He always has an awesome team.

Secondly, A.T. Marlar, Jr (Burnsville Alderman) was arrested and arraigned last week after being indicted for prescription fraud. Hypocrite.

Also, a buddy of mine had his house broken in to by a nephew of his third wife’s (boy’s a crack head). Old Wallinski was a crazy man in high school. He got tore up on ludes one night, left a party and was found a couple miles down the street (by the cops) just sitting there on the side of the road… UPSIDE DOWN, strapped into the driver’s seat. He had lost control, flipped her and simply sat there and slept for a bit.

When he realized the cops were knocking on the window, he started frantically turning the key so he could drive away. Hot pursuit, as it were.

Swear to God that’s true. He is a Nice ‘Un, as we say.