Pissed At Your Old Lady? Then Piss On Her Kids

Man Charged With Urinating On Child

29-Year-Old Accused Of Being Intoxicated

CLERMONT, Fla. — A man was arrested on Sunday after he urinated on a 3-year-old child during a disturbance at a Clermont home, police said.

I can say that I have never been so drunk that I wanted to piss on a child. Come to think of it, the thought of pissing on a child has never occurred to me until I read this article (h/t Jonathon Turley). I am sure there is a redneck inmate with this fool that can teach him a little lesson in excrement handling.