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B’Man Is Having Surgery Friday

Posted by buelahman on May 1, 2008

This is my third back surgery… each one moving up a disk from S1-L5, L5-L4, & L4-L3. It has been 7 years since the last and 15 since the first. I have some pain in my lower back, but the real problem is in my leg (especially lower leg and foot: right side). I have a perpetually numb foot, back of lower leg and pain in the back of my thigh, hip and lower back. It is the pain and numbness in my foot and leg that is becoming unbearable.

Apparently there are two areas affected this time, so the cut will be fairly long. He will look for scar tissue on earlier sites and then go after the new culprit.

I need to get this fixed: both for the pain, but also because I am being forced to drop health insurance soon, because I cannot continue to afford it ($25K out of my pocket last year). I will have my last $25K year this year.

If you pray, please do. If you just think about me and wish me well, that is wonderful.

Friday at 2PM

If you don’t hear from me by Monday…

Peace, Rednecks!

UPDATE 1 AM: Just got back. An amazing day that wil need its own post tomorrow. But, as for right now, I’m pooped (2.5 hour drive from Nashville here, which is tough on a sore back)

Thanks for all the warm wishes and wonderful prayers.

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B’Man’s Patriot Watch: The Methodist Church and West Coast Dockworkers

Posted by buelahman on May 1, 2008

What, you ask? B’Man is saying that the Methodist Church is a patriot???

Lookee here:

Methodists reject SMU Bush Presidential Library 844-20

by Mikael Rudolph

News Flash: SMU Bush Presidential Library Rejection, passed 844-20

This rejection passed on Wednesday morning, 30-April-08, at the quadrennial General Conference of the United Methodist Church that is still meeting in Fort Worth, Texas.

This body is the highest authority of the denomination and cannot be over-ruled by any other body within the denomination.

From:

(The People of the United Methodist Church website).

Petition 80089: SMU Bush Presidential Library Rejection (80089-MH-NonDis)

Petition Status: Calendar Item

Petition Text: Submitted Text [see below] ADCA p. 1493

References: Non-disciplinary

Committee: Ministry and Higher Education

Financial Implications: No

Submitted by: Diane Smock, Greenville, SC, USA

Calendar Item Status SMU Bush Presidential Library Rejection (MH171-NonDis-R)

Calendar Item Status: Committee Voted (Printed in DCA p. 2260)

Calendar Item No: 1185

Petitions on Calendar: 80089

Consent Calendar: Calendar D04

*** Committee Motion: Motion to Refer Refer to: South Central Jurisdictional Conference ***

Committee Vote:

For: 51

Against: 5

Not Voting: 1

Vote Date and Time: 4/28/2008 1:30 PM

Plenary Action Status

Last Vote Action: Vote on Main Motion

This motion was Adopted, with 844 votes for and 20 votes against.

Plenary Motions: 4/30/2008 9:39 AM

Vote on Main Motion ADOPTED 844-20

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Submitted Text

SMU Bush Presidential Library Rejection (80089-MH-NonDis)

I hereby petition the UMC General Conference to prevent leasing, selling, or otherwise participating in or supporting the presidential library for George W. Bush at Southern Methodist University.

Rev. Andrew J, Weaver, Ph.D.

AWeaver747@aol.com

(Protect SMU Petition)

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King Jr.

So, B’Man can acknowledge the religious hierarchy when they FINALLY get something right. Kudos!

And a quck Patriot Watch Callout to the dockworkers on the west cost who are represented by the International Longshore and Warehouse Union, and the Pacific Maritime Assn., which represents port operators and large shippers…

Dockworkers Take May Day Off, Idling All West Coast Ports

by Louis Sahagun

Thousands of dockworkers at all 29 West Coast ports, including Los Angeles and Long Beach, took the day off work today in what their union called a protest of the war in Iraq, effectively shutting down operations at the busy complexes…

…“We are supporting the troops and telling politicians in Washington that it’s time to end the war in Iraq,” said union President Bob McEllrath.

McEllrath, whose comments came in a press release handed out by union officials in the Port of Los Angeles area, said rank-and-file members decided in early January to stand down on May 1.

The dockworkers’ action also affected ports in Oakland, Seattle and San Diego, and was expected to last between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. The dockworkers do virtually all the work involved in loading and unloading freight between ships and the port, handling containers brimming with toys, clothing, computers and automobiles.

As a result, big rig operators were being turned away at terminal gates. Among them was Santo Calderon, 48, who was turned away at the TraPac terminal in San Pedro.

He was greeted by a security guard who simply said, “We’re closed.”…

…At the ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach, the nation’s busiest, as few as 10% of the truckers showed up to haul freight that day. Longshore workers, however, continued loading and unloading ships.

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WTF Thursday Redux: Throw Your Baby From A Tower For Good Luck

Posted by buelahman on May 1, 2008

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BuelahMan’s Taliban: If The Ol’ Lady Goes to The Flea Market… I’ll Kill Her

Posted by buelahman on May 1, 2008

B’Man: So, THIS is what we are fighting for in Afghanistan. Spreading Democracy everywhere we send bombs and soldiers so Afghan women can have security and equality:

Afghan Woman Beaten, Raped, Forced to Watch Son Killed — Then Jailed by Afghan Government

For a young woman named Rukhma, it may be a bit unclear what the United States is fighting for in Afghanistan, or certainly achieving at such a great cost in lives and treasure. Our Afghan ally continues to impose strict Islamic laws against woman in shocking abuses. In this case, Rukhma was taken across the border from Pakistan, raped and abused and then forced to watch as her 3-year-old son was beaten to death. The result: prosecutor put her in jail for adultery and “escaping her house” in Pakistan.

The man responsible for these outrages was given 20 years (it appears that the constant executions that we read about under Sharia is reserved for other crimes like homosexuality rather than raping a woman and beating her child to death).

The true outrage, however, is the jailing of Rukhma. She received four years for adultery and “escaping her house” in Pakistan. For a woman to simply leave her house without permission of the family is a crime. The Afghan government, supported by billions of U.S. dollars, insists that justice was done. The chief prosecutor of eastern Nangarhar province, Abdul Qayum, reportedly became very upset to be even questioned about the case and said that she got of “lightly.” Now, here is an insight into our Afghan allies. He went on to note that “If my wife goes to the bazaar without my permission, I will kill her. This is our culture.” This is their chief prosecutor.

Qayum helpfully noted “This is Afghanistan, not America.” Good point. The next question is why Americans are dying so that moronic creeps like Qayum can abuse women and maintain a culture in the Stone Age. We have soldiers dying to preserve a system that rejects the most fundamental and inalienable rights of humanity. We have sought to reduce violence by allowing Taliban members and their supporters to resume their prior abuses. There would be greater support for our Afghan campaign if we were insisting that the government establish the minimal human rights protected under international law. Instead, we are judging “victory” solely based on our own assessment of whether Al Qaeda has been kept in check. Who needs Al Qaeda when you have thousands of Qayums to maintain their twisted view of paradise.

For the full story, click here.

B’Man: h/t Jonathon Turley

Is there any wondering going on in the redneck’s mind of “why” we are over there and all the money we spend, lives that are lost and wasted time and effort in helping our own country and its Taliban government under Bush’s leadership? Is THIS what we think of our own wives? That the Afghan men are ready or even desirous for democracy?

After all this time, this is what is accomplished.

And you rednecks think things are going just “swimmingly” (to quote mAnn Coulter).

Wake up.

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WTF Thursday: America Is The Pawn Shop Mecca

Posted by buelahman on May 1, 2008

B’Man: The pawn shop craze is back. Selling whatever one can, or finding crap steel and recyclable metals to load up the ‘89 Nissan to take to the Recycling shop for a few bucks just to get a little gas money (the story I heard from my little brother yesterday). Unfortunately, he has already sold all his shit at the pawn shop (can’t get a job, no income other than the odd job here and there… raking leaves, wiring an old house, mowing a yard when he can find someone with the money). Our country is falling apart while rednecks just go along with these fools who are pillaging our lives. Saying nothing. Letting them screw us all due to the redneck ignorance.

Sorry, but I speak truth and you know it.

From Alternet:

Americans Selling Possessions to Stay Afloat

Posted by Melissa McEwan, Shakesville at 2:06 PM on April 30, 2008.

In the wake of the housing crash and rising food and energy prices, Americans are pawning their clothes, furniture and more.

want you to think of President Mondo Fucko’s total shock at hearing gas would hit $4/gallon and how blissfully isolated his precious ass is from actual Americans as you read this item:

Struggling with mounting debt and rising prices, faced with the toughest economic times since the early 1990s, Americans are selling prized possessions online and at flea markets at alarming rates.

To meet higher gas, food and prescription drug bills, they are selling off grandmother’s dishes and their own belongings. Some of the household purging has been extremely painful — families forced to part with heirlooms.

…At Craigslist, which has become a kind of online flea market for the world, the number of for-sale listings has soared 70 percent since last July. In March, the number of listings more than doubled to almost 15 million from the year-ago period. Craigslist CEO Jeff Buckmaster acknowledged the increasing popularity of selling all sort of items on the Web, but said the rate of growth is “moving above the usual trend line.” He said he was amazed at the desperate tone in some ads.

 Like a Georgia teenager whose mother lost her job and whose ad pleaded, “Please buy anything you can to help out.” Or like Alabama mobile home resident Ellona Bateman-Lee, whose husband was disabled in 2006 by an electric shock on the job as a dump truck driver: “Among her most painful sales: her grandmother’s teakettle. She sold it for $6 on eBay.”

Now, according to conservative philosophy, private charity is supposed to step in and help these struggling Americans in their time of need. That’s the whole plan: Let people keep their tax money, starve the government, subcontract welfare to via faith-based initiatives to private charity, who will be phat with donations from the Americans who have been allowed to keep more of their income care of tax breaks.

But guess what?

The trend may be hurting secondhand stores too. Donations to the Salvation Army were down 20 percent in the January-to-March period. George Hood, the charity’s national community relations and development secretary, said that was probably partly because people were selling their belongings instead.

 There’s your trickle-down economics at work, right there.

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George Bush’s Impotence-Only Policy

Posted by buelahman on May 1, 2008

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Will Pot Ever Be Legal In This Schizoid Country?

Posted by buelahman on May 1, 2008

Will Pot Ever Be Legal in This Schizoid Country?

By Steven Wishnia, AlterNet. Posted May 1, 2008.

Five signs that pot might become legal soon — and five reasons why it probably won’t.

Marijuana occupies a bizarrely paradoxical place in American culture. Its use is widespread, commonplace among the young and ubiquitous in popular culture. Yet it remains highly illegal, and talk of legalization is usually deemed political suicide.

Here are five signs that pot should be legal soon — and five reasons why it probably won’t.

1. Pot is indelibly a part of the cultural mainstream. The stoner comedy Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay grossed $14.6 million in its first weekend, making it the second most popular movie in the country. Most pro basketball players blaze, according to sources as diverse as the ganjaphile Mavericks player Josh Howard and the antidrug ex-Knick Charles Oakley. And on April 20, thousands of revelers turned out at the University of Colorado and the University of California at Santa Cruz to celebrate the 4/20 herb holiday.

As of 2002, notes Keith Stroup, legal counsel with the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, 47 percent of American adults had smoked marijuana at some time in their lives, according to a CNN/Time poll. By today, he adds, “it is likely there are more living Americans who have smoked marijuana than who have not. Approximately 26 million Americans smoked marijuana just in the last year. All of these people know it did not cause them any real harm, and that it did not keep them from having a successful life and career.”

2. Increased medical acceptance. In February, the American College of Physicians, the second-largest medical organization in the country, urged the federal government to move cannabis out of Schedule I, the category for drugs with no legal medical use, “given marijuana’s proven efficacy at treating certain symptoms and its relatively low toxicity.” The group also strongly urged legal protections for doctors who prescribe cannabis and patients who use it.

Last year, more than 3,000 articles on cannabinoids were published in scientific journals. These have explored their possible uses for a host of ailments, from easing the pain of arthritis to inhibiting the growth of brain tumors.

The development of vaporization technology — pricey devices that heat cannabis to a point where the THC can be inhaled, but don’t incinerate the plant matter — has eliminated one of the main reasons for doctors to be uncomfortable about the medical use of cannabis: that smoke contains toxic compounds. “Vaporization of THC offers the rapid onset of symptom relief without the negative effects from smoking,” the ACP noted.

3. A federal decriminalization bill was introduced last month. HR 5843, sponsored by Reps. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) and Ron Paul (R-Tex.), would eliminate federal penalties for possession of less than 100 grams or for the nonprofit transfer of less than one ounce between adults. The bill is the first decriminalization measure introduced in Congress since the early 1980s.

4. The state budget crunch. With the recession battering their treasuries, many states are taking a second look at the price of incarcerating thousands of drug prisoners. Legal cannabis would eliminate the costs of arresting, prosecuting, and jailing cannabis users, growers, and dealers, and could be a major new source of tax revenue — especially in states like California, where it is estimated to be the most valuable cash crop. And cannabis farming could revive rural economies, whether by hemp production in the Great Plains or marijuana cultivation in Appalachia.

5. There are no rational arguments against legalizing cannabis under regulations similar to those for alcohol. I’ve been covering drug issues for almost 20 years (and smoking the green since? well, I went to Woodstock when I was 14, you do the math), and I haven’t heard any. The most common, the “gateway theory” and the idea that today’s pot is so much stronger than Woodstock-era weed that it’s essentially a different drug, are based on distortion and misinformation. They aren’t even valid rebuttable presumptions like “abortion is murder,” “the government should not interfere with the free market by regulating rents,” or “the U.S. government had to depose Saddam Hussein by any means necessary.” And the “send a message to the children” argument is akin to espousing the resurrection of Prohibition because legal alcohol encourages underage drinking.

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On the other hand, I strongly doubt that cannabis will become legal in the near future, for the following reasons.

1. Pot-smokers aren’t well organized. According to government surveys, there are about 4 to 5 million regular marijuana users-roughly speaking, people who get high at least once a week. The three leading drug-law-reform groups would have a combined mailing list of 35,000 to 55,000 people, estimates NORML executive director Allen St. Pierre. NORML has about 15,000 dues-paying members, 55,000 e-mail subscribers, and 420,000 friends on its Facebook page. The Marijuana Policy Project claims 24,000 members and 180,000 e-mail subscribers. The Drug Policy Alliance has 26,000 members and more than 100,000 e-mail subscribers.

Those numbers are dramatically higher than they were five years ago, but they’re still relatively small. MoveOn.org has 3.2 million people on its e-mail list. The National Rifle Association has more than 4 million members.

2. Very few politicians support legalization. About the only nationally known elected officials who advocate full legalization of cannabis are Ron Paul and Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio)-the two candidates most often derided as fringe lunatics in this year’s presidential race. If you stretch the list to include big-city mayors, you’d get Gavin Newsom of San Francisco and the recently retired Rocky Anderson of Salt Lake City. The Frank-Paul decriminalization bill’s cosponsors include both antiwar liberals and far-right semi-libertarians, but St. Pierre believes it is unlikely to make it out of committee this year and wouldn’t get more than 85 votes if it did. Almost all its supporters represent culturally liberal areas in the Far West and Northeast.

“If those of us who currently smoke would take the pledge that we will never again vote for any candidate for public office who supports treating us like criminals, we could end prohibition within a couple of election cycles,” says Stroup. But if they did take that pledge, “initially they would frequently only have fringe candidates whom they could support, and would have to sit out many major races. So we can’t count on most smokers to vote based only on the candidate’s position towards treating marijuana-smokers like criminals.”

3. Marijuana arrests continue at record levels. In 2006, there were 830,000 arrests for marijuana offenses-almost triple the number of people nabbed in 1991. It was the fourth consecutive year that the number of pot busts set a new record. Of those popped, 89 percent were charged with simple possession.

4. Baby-boomer politicians sold us out. In the 1970s, baby-boomer stoners believed that the laws would inevitably change when the prohibitionist dinosaurs faded out and their generation took over.

Well, among the potheads-turned-politicians of the last 15 years, Bill Clinton signed the law cutting off federal student aid to drug offenders. Clarence Thomas wrote the Supreme Court decision against medical marijuana. Barack Obama now says he is “not interested in legalizing drugs.” Al Gore, declaring that he had “put away childish things,” came out against legalizing medical marijuana. Newt Gingrich sponsored a bill to execute pot smugglers. George W. Bush (yeah, you expect me to believe that a raging alcoholic with a never-denied taste for cocaine made it through the ’70s without a single toke?) has overseen federal crackdowns on headshops, bong-makers, and medical-marijuana clinics.

5. We don’t live in a rational society. In many ways, American politics haven’t changed much from 1928, when people believed that if Al Smith, a Catholic, were elected President, he’d dig a tunnel from the White House to the Vatican-except that now we have the Internet to spread similar rumors. (They didn’t have Photoshop in 1927, when Smith dedicated the Holland Tunnel connecting Manhattan and Jersey City.)

We live in a society where politics are dominated by moronic symbolism, where the media ignore government’s actual effect on working-class people in favor of pontificating endlessly about the importance of Hillary Clinton knocking back a shot of blended whiskey vs. Obama’s abysmal bowling score, where they cast a spoiled senator’s son as a “man of the people” because he clears brush and isn’t too bright.

We live in a society ruled by fear, where people are willing to accept having the Bill of Rights shredded in the name of fighting drugs or “terrorism.”

So it’s not surprising that politicians quaver and quail at the idea of supporting a perfectly rational change that would end the legal harassment of millions of Americans. If they did, they’d be damned as “trying to let drug dealers out of jail” and barraged with attack ads accusing them of wanting to sell methamphetamine to eight-year-olds.

There is a very powerful stereotype afoot in much of the population, the belief that anyone “on drugs” is a brutish beast from whom all reason hath fled, a conglomeration of the snapping-at-phantoms temper of a rageball drunk, the stolen-goods appetite of a $500-a-day dopefiend, the self-abasement of a crack addict performing oral sex for a $5 rock, and the casual and calculated sadism of an ’80s cocaine kingpin ordaining “Manolo, choot this piece of chit.”

Anyone who knows a pothead knows that this belief is absolutely ludicrous, but it’s what sets the tone of American political discourse on drug issues-or more accurately, almost no one in the political mainstream has the guts to defend drug users by pointing out that it’s propaganda.

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B’Man’s Hypocrite Watch: When Clueless Political Hacks Speak… Rednecks Listen

Posted by buelahman on May 1, 2008

\"Straight\"? Hardly.

Lets break down the “straight-talk express”

h/t FireDogLake by Christy Hardin Smith

Posted in 2008 Presidential Election, B'Man's Hypocrite Watch, John McCain, Neocon Criminals, ReTHUGlican, Video | No Comments »