Texas teens tell police they converted skull into bong
HOUSTON (AP) — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.
Police found a grave in the city of Humble that had been disturbed, but were still investigating the rest of the teens’ story, Houston police Sgt. John Chomiak said.
Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, were arrested Wednesday night and were being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse, Chomiak said. The juvenile was referred to the Harris County juvenile justice system.
A woman who answered the phone at Gonzalez’s home declined comment. A telephone number for Jones could not immediately be found, and it wasn’t clear from court records if either had an attorney.
Police were interviewing Jones about the use of a stolen debit card when he told them about the grave theft, which purportedly occurred around March 15, according to court documents. Asked why Jones would volunteer such a story, Chomiak said, “We can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind.”
Gonzalez confirmed the story to investigators in a follow-up interview. Police were led to a heavily wooded site in Humble where they found a knocked-over headstone and water-filled hole more than 4 feet deep. At the time, the muddy water did not allow police to see if the coffin had been disturbed.
“They dug into this gravesite and that was enough to warrant the abuse of corpse charge,” Chomiak said. “There has to be further investigation into the actual gravesite.”
Police believe the grave is that of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921. Preliminary reports indicate it was part of a 19th-century veterans cemetery, Chomiak said. While residents in the area knew of the cemetery’s existence, it did not appear to be maintained.
I once had a friend who used an old racoon’s dick as a clip and another friend used a foot off of a hawk. WildBill can attest to the coon dick and how pretty boy used to suck it ALL the time. Swear to god. It was in his mouth at all times. Coon dick. Yes.
This does give me an idea about what to do with my body parts when I die, though.
So, to lrose, I bequeath the BuelahHead Bong (you can find the taxidermist).
Wildbill gets the lungs. Just wring them out.
Of course, there ARE OTHER ways to become a human bong:
Pipe Through Eye Socket and Throar Survivor
This kid in Australia named Shafique el-Fahkri got into a bar fight with Liam Peart. Peart hit Shafique el-Fahkri with a metal chair. The leg of the chair went through the eye socket and all the way down the throat.
Miraculously, Shafique el-Fahkri survived after a three-hour surgery. Not only that, his eye survived as well. The eyeball was squished to the side when the metal leg went through the eye socket.
Now, theree years later, Shafique el-Fahkri says his left eye is a little blurry and says the he forgives Peart totally.
