The Few, The Proud, The Salesman

B’Man: I’m glad I am a salesman by trade. Getting signatures in my neck of the woods for Nader takes every sales skill I have. I am doing the round-up in my neighborhood and heading back to the massive flea market in Crump (it is a beautiful day).

Limited posting today, but I thought I’d add a funny video about salesmen and the difficulty in getting certain things ok’d. Wonder if Nader would pay for my lap dances?

To all my fellow salesmen, remember:

Those lap dances are NOT expensible.

B’Man’s Sabbath Watch: Born Without A Gag Reflex

President Bush, Stop this Madness!

“And that’s why it’s called ‘grace’.”

B’Man: And that’s why I call it bullshit. IF the story is true, then it is true for all. Otherwise, it is all bullshit. According to mainstream Christianity, their view of ‘grace’ is precisely what you see in that bogus video. ‘Grace’ only comes to those who decide for themselves that grace is theirs. What hypocritical, insane bullshit is that?

When Jesus tells the parable of the shepherd who leaves the 99 sheep to go get the rogue single sheep and would not return until it was done, what does that tell you?