Voted For Obama? Then You Are Going To Hell

I found this letter from CBS13 in Modesto, CA, where that Priest told his parish that if they voted for Obama they have committed a “mortal sin”.

The Rev. Joseph Illo says his parishioners at St. Joseph’s Catholic Church in Modesto shouldn’t risk losing their “state of grace” by receiving communion sacrilegiously. He delivered the message in a Nov. 21 letter and during mass.

In an interview this week with the Modesto Bee, Illo says he sent the letter because Catholic teaching requires that people go to confession when they commit a mortal sin.

I don’t know about the hell part, but brain function has definetely been altered.

h/t Undeniable Liberalism

I’m Too Drunk To F*ck You

Sometimes you just gotta dance (beware the lyrics)…

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine,
tell my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dimeback,corduroys,colored sleeves,
and a bindle with some LSD.
Now im just lookin for a girl to meet to help me forget my name.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin fucked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ooh im gettin drunk all night im sorry but i have to say,
im too drunk to fuck.

Now the party was jumpin and the girls were fine with the lipstick summer glaze.
I got so many women comin after me i put some pussy on layaway.
I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck,
and i wouldn’t wanna change a thing.
Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high.
never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
drink gettin fucked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night,
im sorry but i have to say.
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU! aaahh yeah im too drunk to fuck you (guitar plays for a bit).

I can’t eat cant sleep and im bored as f**k and the girl i want just walked away.
She just found out im too drunk to f**k,
looks like im not gettin laid.
I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin fucked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night.
Im sorry but i have to say,
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU! YAAAAA…
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU.
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU…

B’Man’s Sabbath Watch: Study Shows Religion Linked To Immoral Behavior

Food for thought…

“The more ‘faithful’ a nation is, the more likely it is to have markers of social pathology; like homicides, suicides, rape, unwed pregnancy, teen pregnancy, and the like.“

h/t AfterDowningStreet and Read here and here for a pdf of the study.

From the Abstract of the Study:

Large-scale surveys show dramatic declines in religiosity in favor of secularization in the developed democracies. Popular acceptance of evolutionary science correlates negatively with levels of religiosity, and the United States is the only prosperous nation where the majority absolutely believes in a creator and evolutionary science is unpopular. Abundant data is available on rates of societal dysfunction and health in the first world. Cross-national comparisons of highly differing rates of religiosity and societal conditions form a mass epidemiological experiment that can be used to test whether high rates of belief in and worship of a creator are necessary for high levels of social health. Data correlations show that in almost all regards the highly secular democracies consistently enjoy low rates of societal dysfunction, while pro-religious and antievolution America performs poorly.

Gotcha!