Double Naughty Nanny “Talk” Causes Axe Attack

EM first told me about this and it would have been a great Freaky Sex Friday post. And, it sure as hell is a good Richard Noggin’ Saturday post. So, after I saw the post by Jonathon Turley, I just knew I had to chime in. That is two great legal minds addressing the same issue. Besides, it is hilarious.

Note that this is no endorsement of the Democratic Party, but there is an obvious detail about the Republican Party (GOP) that nary a reTHUG wants to address because it painfully proves the total hypocrisy of their party’s claim to being “Christian” and “God’s Party”.

Is it any wonder to anyone that so many of the people that are leaders of the GOP are sexual deviants? I mean, really. Just take Escort “Reporter” Ganon/ Guckert (or whatever) as an example. Even W had his little freak going on with that gay faux reporter (at least it seems). Special privileges given him when he was a fake.

Seriously, whatever happened over that extremely embarrassing issue? Nothing. Swept under the rug by the MSM, but for all the information available, old “W” may have been allowing old Guckert/Ganon to play a little winkie hiding game. I put nothing past that lying scumbag.

On a quick, but funny Ganon sidenote, He has been listed as one of the Top 5 Final Bosses:

Ganon is another one of those classic final bosses from back in the 8-bit NES days. You fought through nine dungeons filled with traps and enemies, all so you could face off against this evil pig-beast.

His powers including posing as a white house reporter, writing as a conservative columnist, and posing for gay websites. Link entered the dark room, and wowed by Ganon’s large trident, repeatedly thrust his “Master Sword” into the pig, along with the occasional money shot– woops, that’s Jeff Gannon, and we wanted Ganon von Ganondorf.

There’s our pig-faced boy. Anyway, Link entered the dark room, and wowed by Ganon’s large trident, repeatedly thrust his “Master Sword” into the pig, along with the occasional money shot from the silver arrow. The trident soon became old hat, however, and Ganon got bigger and more bad-ass…

(there are pictures and video… but its not what you think)

Not all our leaders are classless like W (bringing them in late at night for special “interviews”, maybe. There are also the very classy GOP leaders in this country that suck off men in roadside bathrooms for $20 (we had a similar little roadside park fairly close to my home town that was affectionately called “Pickle Park” for some very reason). There are also some GOP’ers that pull all manners of shit against their wives (and they will usually take it and go on TV to “support” their cheating husbands… because I am quite sure the money and lifestyle must be attractive to them and they don’t want to lose it). There are lists FULL of GOP leaders who ravage little boys and girls (and that link doesn’t take you to Mark Foley’s tale of tight teen telephone tantalization).

My entire point about this is that there is an impossible chasm to cross when trying to reconcile the hypocrisy of redneck GOPers and their insatiable freaky sex practices and abuses. The GOP is rampant with this stuff and the citizenry (especially Bible Belt Rednecks like me) falls for the rhetoric of them being “God’s Party“, when they are the freakiest of all.

And the most murderous.

Untrustworthy.

Thieving.

Lyingest.

Etc.

Etc.

Etc.

Police report: Skoien with two prostitutes

Inverness Police say former Cook County Republican Chairman Gary Skoien admitted having two prostitutes in his children’s playroom when his wife walked in on him early Sunday morning.

The allegation is in a domestic battery report from Skoien, 55, against his 36-year-old, 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound wife. He said she beat him with her fists and an electric guitar.

But Skoien said the police report inaccurately stated that he had prostitutes in his home. Skoien said he and a friend were talking in the playroom when his wife came down and began beating him.

Eni Skoien spent two nights in a lock-up before being released on a $10,000 personal recognizance bond.

The police report said Skoien had cuts and blood on his hands and there was blood on the walls and stairs near the playroom.

The police report said Skoien “told [the responding officer] he did in fact have prostitutes with him in the playroom when his wife caught him.” The playroom looked like “a struggle of some kind took place there…There were items turned and tossed around the room,” the report said.

“That’s how it was reported to us,” Barrington/Inverness Police Deputy Chief Jerry Libit said.

Just like “wide-stance“, this hypocrite is caught, tells his story, then tries to lie his way out. Just like virtually every person associated with the GOP. But at least this time, we have a 110 pound woman that AIN’T gonna take it no more. Good for her.

I just wish she didn’t have to ruin a good guitar over a worthless prick.