Attorney General Holder stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says, “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there,” as he points out the location.
Holder verbally explodes saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees AJ Holder running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull……
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the official, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety. Mr Holder is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells,
“Your badge. Show him your BADGE !“
Chuckle… and they BELIEVE this shit?!?
h/t DCDave
Catch Dave on the Deanna Spingola show live Monday (TODAY) on RBN from 12 until 2 EDT. The topic is his recent article, “‘Jews’ Tried to Kill Truman in 1947.”
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Posted by jm | June 14, 2012, 12:18 pm