Last week at the Grovetown, Georgia Walmart, an unidentified man apparently told a young woman that he was with America’s Funniest Home Videos and if he could kiss her feet, she’d get a free shopping spree. She agreed. He grabbed her ankle and began to suck on her big toe, causing her to scream. Before running off, the man commented “It tasted so good, though.” (The Augusta Chronicle)
h/t Boing Boing for the tidbit and commenter DJ_Skilz for the video (very fitting).
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