World’s Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ
JERUSALEM—As Christians everywhere celebrate the birth of Christ this holiday season, the world’s approximately 14 million Jews are also commemorating the special holiday, as they do each year, by ceremonially re-murdering the Baby Jesus. Details of the time-honored Jewish tradition include the baking of a baby-shaped potato pancake, which is filled with beet juice and then beheaded by a demon-horned rabbi using a specially blessed “baby-killing” knife. “I love devouring Christians’ young almost as much as corrupting maidens,” said Benjamin Levy, 89. “It’s a magical time for all.” The re-murdering is among the most important celebrations of the Jewish calendar, second only to the springtime “Poisoning of the Easter Wells” festival.
h/t The Onion
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Posted by BMan | December 27, 2012, 6:58 amThem boys hate the truth, in any form. They KNOW the truth and want to squash it at all costs.
Posted by drduhgylie | December 27, 2012, 7:11 amthe really good news is -
“No One on The Earth has to be a “Jewish”…!!”
that is the essence of what Jesus declared in John 8:32….and it is TRUE.
{at that time no one on earth claimed to be a “Jew” or a “Jewish”} [Pharisees & Moneychangers]
at some point common sense must be a factor in the decision making process,
after all “at the end of the day” if someone is deeper in the hole
maybe they aren’t really getting out of the hole….
here’s what is truly twisted,
The notion that “Jews” – [Khazars] – [Gog & Magog] -
“proselytes” to Talmudic Judaism must always stay in the stool sculpture deity cult compound…
and the “people” who willingly believe lies and worship such a condition…as a “religion”…!
http://www.israelect.com/reference/Willie-Martin/
The Creator is not “Jewish”, Jesus is not a “JEW”,
and no one on Earth has to believe lies as a way of life…
what is the point of living in a misery pit believing the same lies day in day out ?
Thunderbolts of the Gods — Official Movie
CUI FFFFFFFING BONO ?
happy celestial events
you know,
to all who love TRUTH & Justice
Posted by Anthony Clifton | December 27, 2012, 8:51 am