May 21, 2011 and I Feel Fine

It’s The End Of The World

I wish I had thought of this:

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA

The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved.  But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind?   Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

Seems business must be pretty good, but you better be quick. There is a time line:

IMPORTANT NOTICE 7:10 P.M. (EST) 5/20/11:  CLIENTS WISHING TO CONTRACT FOR OUR SERVICES IN TIME FOR THE 5/21/11 PROPHECY MUST SUBMIT THEIR COMPLETED CONTRACT AND PAYPAL PAYMENT BEFORE NOON (EST) SATURDAY MAY 21.  ALL CONTRACTS REC’D AFTER THAT TIME WILL NOT BE IN EFFECT UNTIL 5/23/11

And, dude, the price is right (altho it causes me to want to consider a price war with them):

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved.  Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee.   A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

OK: just to be sure I just looked and both my wife and daughter are still snoozing… sleeping in today. So, obviously there is no rapture (however, the day IS still young). Maybe I’ll just go party with Suzan and her friends.

And before you argue with me about Mr Camping’s prediction and say that the 21st isn’t over yet, just check to see that his main prediction included that New Zealand would have a horrific earthquake, just to get things off with a bang.

Oops!

I hate when that happens.

(Apparently, it happens pretty often)

Image via Wikipedia

Excuse me as I go rapture some turnip greens and onions from my garden.

h/t Failed Empire and Welcome To Pottersville

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