Are Black People Experts at Trashing?

Dexter at Not Another CONspiracy has a video of Pastor James Manning warning white people of the retribution coming from black people, should we elect Barack “Hussein” Obama. You gotta see it.

I think this man is pretty strange (I took the time to view a couple of his sermon snips a while back), but he does have credentials (for whatever one thinks that is worth). He has also been correct before, as well.

How about now?

If you support the candidacy of Barack Hussein Obama and he becomes president, black America, at the opportune time, will rise up and will trash you… all the way back to the plantations of Mississippi.

Many black Americans have a reputation of biting the hand that feeds them, and even more, black Americans have a reputation of hating to hear the truth about themselves and their own social responsibility.

They are experts at trashing.

Receive this warning: do not support Barack Hussein Obama, you white folk, if you wish not to be turned into white trash, a few years from now.

Peace.

B’Man:

Personally, I don’t give a rat’s ass what color Mr. Obama is. I don’t care what his middle name is. What I care about is what he says and what he represents. I care about whether or not the leader of my country is lying to me for ulterior reasons. When the candidate of change’s only change is becoming like his competition and the rest of the corrupt government personalities that control us and our future, then I don’t care for that kind of change. I don’t support the same old bullshit anymore. It is NOT acceptable…

ANYMORE.

WTF Thursday: When “Catchers” Don’t Catch

Man falls while receiving the Holy Spirit, sues church

Posted by Lindsay Beyerstein, AlterNet

A Tennessee man is suing his church for dropping him when he swooned at the altar, under the influence of the Holy Spirit. He alleges that the church “catchers” failed to protect him when he fell under the influence of the Holy Spirit:

JUNE 5–Last June, Matthew Lincoln was attending an evening service at his nondenominational Tennessee church when he approached the altar where a visiting minister was offering individual prayers for parishioners. Assigned “catchers” were present on the altar in case congregants fainted, fell, or otherwise lost control. When the minister, Robert Lavala, slightly touched his forehead, the Knoxville-area man “received the spirit and fell backwards.” Except nobody was there to catch him, Lincoln charges in a $2.5 million lawsuit filed yesterday against Lakewind Church and its pastors. Lincoln, 58, claims that he fell backwards, striking his head against the “carpet-covered cement floor,” according to the Circuit Court complaint, which was first reported by Courthouse News Service. A copy of Lincoln’s lawsuit can be found below. Since he already suffered from a “degenerative disc disease of his neck and back,” Lincoln, a former church board member, contends the fall exacerbated the pre-existing condition and has caused him “severe and permanent” injuries. As a result of the fall, Lincoln, a recording engineer, claims that he is no longer able to care for his disabled daughter. Lincoln alleges that Lakewind and its pastors were “negligent in not supervising the catchers to be sure that they stood behind the person being prayed for…should they have a dizzying, fainting, or falling in the spirit as had occurred on many occasions before.” Lincoln’s lawyer, J.D. Lee, told TSG that the church’s insurer, Zurich of North America, rejected an insurance claim, asserting that Lincoln should have realized that no catchers were situated behind him. [The Smoking Gun]

B’Man: OK, when I was involved with these style churches, I was always amazed at how God was able to protect these droppers from head injuries. Then, one night after a service where a friend fell and lashed about on the ground for 20 minutes after being “prayed” for, we talked outside and he told me how his neck was hurting after being prayed for.

He didn’t sue, but it sure showed me a few things about God’s lack of protection during prayers.

Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do

Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do

June 18, 2008

WASHINGTON—Despite harsh criticism from both sides of the political aisle, the U.S. populace, and former members of his own administration, President Bush once again defended his 2003 decision to invade Iraq, saying that, in the end, it was the fun thing to do.

“On Sept. 11, 2001, we as a nation faced a difficult decision, an important decision, a decision between what was fun and what was wrong,” Bush said during a speech before Pentagon officials Wednesday. “We could have backed down and allowed the terrorists to win. But instead, we stood up to the challenge before us, and we said, ‘Bring it on—bring the good times on!’”

“Mark my words,” Bush continued. “When the dust settles and the smoke clears, history will look back on the Iraq War as a total blast.”

Throughout his speech, Bush remained unapologetic about his commitment to the ongoing mission to live it up in Iraq, repeatedly saying that sacrifices had to be made to ensure the most pleasurable course of action. The president also stated that he would not succumb to those who had pressured him to set a date for withdrawal, insisting that U.S. troops would remain in the region for as long as his administration was enjoying itself.

“Withdrawing from Iraq when we’re all having such a fantastic time would only serve to empower those intent on spoiling our fun,” Bush said. “And I have to say, right now, we’re having a ball.”

Bush went on to defend his decision to remove troops from Afghanistan and “bring the party” to Iraq. He maintained that while policing the region wasn’t “a bore or anything” it wasn’t all that entertaining, either. Furthermore, the president said that had the United States not shifted its focus away from Afghanistan, military forces never would have had the opportunity to kick up their heels in Iraqi cities such as Basra, Baghdad, and Tikrit.

“Tell me ‘Shock and Awe’ wasn’t an absolute riot,” a visibly confident Bush said.

Bush maintained that he had no regrets about invading Iraq, and that all he needed to do to know he made the right decision was look at the smiling, happy faces of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Vice President Dick Cheney, and former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Following the president’s speech, Rice herself lashed out against critics of the war, painting them as “real downers” who wouldn’t know how to let their hair down and have fun if their lives depended on it.

“I urge those who have grown tired of this war to lighten up and live a little,” Rice said on CBS Evening News, adding that Bush had furthered his commitment to having a rip-roaring time in Iraq with a recent troop surge. “What detractors of this war don’t understand is that when it comes to fighting terrorism, there’s no harm in letting loose and painting the town red.”

While Rice admitted that the Bush Administration could have better planned its exit strategy and more fully equipped troops to deal with the Sunni insurgency, she questioned how much fun that ultimately would have been for U.S. troops.

“The best times are had when there’s no preparation in place. When everything is loud and spontaneous and you just throw caution to the wind,” Rice said. “Sure, we might have been able to prevent a massive civil war had we taken a few precautions—but come on, where’s the joy in that?”

Bush, who claimed he could see America having a great time in Iraq for decades to come, and called the war in the Middle East the most fun the nation has had since Vietnam, agreed with Rice.

Said Bush, “Frankly, if we’re not going to enjoy it, why even invade Iraq in the first place?”

Bush’s Yur-pee’n’ Tour

From Gorillas Guides

Iran, Iraq sign MoU on defense cooperation

B’Man: Isn’t it amazing that our enemy is making defensive arrangements with our new ally state? Does that mean that the Iranians can work with the US in the new 58 longterm bases Bush wants in Iraq? We can build them, then the Iranians can work with the Iraqis in them when we finally leave after $TRILLIONS spent.

From Gorilla’s Guides:

Iran, Iraq sign MoU on defense cooperation

The Islamic Republic of Iran and Iraq Monday signed a memorandum of understanding (MoU) on defense cooperation.

The MoU was signed by visiting Iraqi Defense Minister Lieutenant General Abdul Qadir Mohammed Jassim Obeidi and his Iranian counterpart Brigadier General Mostafa Mohammad-Najjar on Monday.

Iran’s First Vice President Parviz Davoudi and Iraqi Premier Nouri al-Maliki were also present in the signing ceremony which was held at the pavilion of Mehrabad International Air Port.

The MoU has called for expansion of defense cooperation between the two countries in line with harmonizing all-out ties between Tehran and Baghdad to help further bolster peace and stability in the region.

The MoU also called for sweeping the landmine-infested war fronts remained from 1980-1988 war and continued search operations for those missing in action (MiAs).

Mules: The Way of the Future

B’Man: From ABC 33/40 and the Raymond’s in McMinnville, TN (I have many friends from McMinnville):

High gas prices drive farmer to switch to mules

High gas prices have driven a Warren County farmer and his sons to hitch a tractor rake to a pair of mules to gather hay from their fields. T.R. Raymond bought Dolly and Molly at the Dixon mule sale last year. Son Danny Raymond trained them and also modified the tractor rake so the mules could pull it. T.R. Raymond says the mules are slower than a petroleum-powered tractor, but there are benefits. “This fuel’s so high, you can’t afford it,” he said. “We can feed these mules cheaper than we can buy fuel. That’s the truth.”

And Danny Raymond says he just likes using the mules around the farm.

“We’ve been using them quite a bit,” he said.

Brother Robert Raymond added, “It’s the way of the future.”

McJesus Christ

Dear Lord,

Please protect me from your crazy-assed followers on the right (especially those who live in the SE USA). They are absolutely bat-shit crazy and expect us to agree with them, no matter how insane their irrational rants are.

State GOP chair: McCain ‘kind of like Jesus’

By AARON GOULD SHEININ
Published on: 05/17/08

Columbus — Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party’s presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

“John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross,” Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. “He never denounced God, either.”

Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

“I’m not trying to compare John McCain to Jesus Christ, I’m looking at the pain that was there,” she said.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2008/05/17/gagop_0517.html

Bringing a Whole New Meaning to “Let’s Burn One”

Texas teens tell police they converted skull into bong

HOUSTON (AP) — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.

Police found a grave in the city of Humble that had been disturbed, but were still investigating the rest of the teens’ story, Houston police Sgt. John Chomiak said.

Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, were arrested Wednesday night and were being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse, Chomiak said. The juvenile was referred to the Harris County juvenile justice system.

A woman who answered the phone at Gonzalez’s home declined comment. A telephone number for Jones could not immediately be found, and it wasn’t clear from court records if either had an attorney.

Police were interviewing Jones about the use of a stolen debit card when he told them about the grave theft, which purportedly occurred around March 15, according to court documents. Asked why Jones would volunteer such a story, Chomiak said, “We can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind.”

Gonzalez confirmed the story to investigators in a follow-up interview. Police were led to a heavily wooded site in Humble where they found a knocked-over headstone and water-filled hole more than 4 feet deep. At the time, the muddy water did not allow police to see if the coffin had been disturbed.

“They dug into this gravesite and that was enough to warrant the abuse of corpse charge,” Chomiak said. “There has to be further investigation into the actual gravesite.”

Police believe the grave is that of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921. Preliminary reports indicate it was part of a 19th-century veterans cemetery, Chomiak said. While residents in the area knew of the cemetery’s existence, it did not appear to be maintained.

I once had a friend who used an old racoon’s dick as a clip and another friend used a foot off of a hawk. WildBill can attest to the coon dick and how pretty boy used to suck it ALL the time. Swear to god. It was in his mouth at all times. Coon dick. Yes.

This does give me an idea about what to do with my body parts when I die, though.

 

So, to lrose, I bequeath the BuelahHead Bong (you can find the taxidermist).

Wildbill gets the lungs. Just wring them out.

Of course, there ARE OTHER ways to become a human bong:

Pipe Through Eye Socket and Throar Survivor

 

This kid in Australia named Shafique el-Fahkri got into a bar fight with Liam Peart. Peart hit Shafique el-Fahkri with a metal chair. The leg of the chair went through the eye socket and all the way down the throat.

Miraculously, Shafique el-Fahkri survived after a three-hour surgery. Not only that, his eye survived as well. The eyeball was squished to the side when the metal leg went through the eye socket.

Now, theree years later, Shafique el-Fahkri says his left eye is a little blurry and says the he forgives Peart totally.

B’Man Is Having Surgery Friday

This is my third back surgery… each one moving up a disk from S1-L5, L5-L4, & L4-L3. It has been 7 years since the last and 15 since the first. I have some pain in my lower back, but the real problem is in my leg (especially lower leg and foot: right side). I have a perpetually numb foot, back of lower leg and pain in the back of my thigh, hip and lower back. It is the pain and numbness in my foot and leg that is becoming unbearable.

Apparently there are two areas affected this time, so the cut will be fairly long. He will look for scar tissue on earlier sites and then go after the new culprit.

I need to get this fixed: both for the pain, but also because I am being forced to drop health insurance soon, because I cannot continue to afford it ($25K out of my pocket last year). I will have my last $25K year this year.

If you pray, please do. If you just think about me and wish me well, that is wonderful.

Friday at 2PM

If you don’t hear from me by Monday…

Peace, Rednecks!

UPDATE 1 AM: Just got back. An amazing day that wil need its own post tomorrow. But, as for right now, I’m pooped (2.5 hour drive from Nashville here, which is tough on a sore back)

Thanks for all the warm wishes and wonderful prayers.

B’Man’s Blog Finally Recognized For What It Is

My Award

I accept this award with dignity and honor.

Response to Chinese Pet Food Contamination: New Ingredients

Police: Woman Lived with Partially Mumified Sister’s Body

DETROIT (AP) — Detroit police say they’ve found the partially mummified body of a woman in her 80s on the kitchen floor of a house where her mentally troubled sister was living.

Police say they believe the surviving sister had been living with the body for one to three years. They say the body was partially covered with newspapers and that a cat and dog apparently
ate part of it.

The Detroit Free Press says authorities removed the surviving sister Wednesday night and took her to a crisis center. She’s also in her 80s and appears to have mental problems.

Police say they went to the house after a neighbor called to express concern.

Associated Press

I see God in George W Bush’s Eyes

When you read that, you immediately thought I was crazy, didn’t you? Since today is Sunday and my day for watching the crazies on B’Man’s Sabbath Watch, I began to think about God and a comment that Bush made about the Pope.

Just prior to the Pope’s visit to the US, W was interviewed by ‘Eternal Word Television Network’:

WASHINGTON, D.C., APRIL 13, 2008 (Zenit.org).- U.S. President George Bush said that when he looks into Benedict XVI’s eyes, he sees God.

The president made this affirmation Friday when he answered the last question posed him during an interview with Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN) anchor Raymond Arroyo.

When he looks into his eyes, he sees God. Now, normally, when demons see God I would assume they run scared or melt like throwing water on a wicked witch.

So, either George is not a demon or he is lying about seeing God in the Pope’s eyes.

Of course, this country knows that George would never lie, but, to be on the safe side of evil, I decided to review all the times that God has spoken or reveled something to George in the past and ask you to decide if you rednecks still think old George is a “Godly Man”.

But before we reminisce, there are a few more ‘nuggets” of bullshit we should see from that interview.

Human rights

The EWTN anchor noted that the Pope will probably bring up the issue of the war in Iraq, asking what the U.S. government is doing to protect the Christian minority there.

Bush said that “something we have been doing all along, is urging the government to understand that minority rights are a vital part of any democratic society. And by the way, my concern isn’t just for minority rights in Iraq; it’s for minority rights throughout the Middle East.”

Well there you have it. W is concerned about the rights of minorities everywhere in the ME. GAG!

And Bush affirmed: “I feel like it was the right decision then, and obviously the data has now shown that — I hope it shows to people it’s the right decision. [...] By the way, I think this is the beginning of what is a very interesting debate that future presidents are going to have to deal with, and that is science versus ethics, the value of life versus saving life — supposedly. [...] I’ve obviously drawn the line in the sand that honoring life in all forms is a touchstone for good science.

“I think it’s important for people to understand that a culture of life is in our national interests and that — it’s also important to understand that the politics of abortion isn’t going to change until people’s hearts change, and fully understand the meaning of life and what it means for a society to value life in all forms — whether it be the life of the unborn, or the life of the elderly; whether it be the life of the less fortunate among us, or the life of the rich guy. I mean, it’s a moral touchstone, I think, that will speak to a healthy society in the long run.”

Damn, rednecks, did you know that this country and our president respects life and wants a culture of life (as long as they haven’t been born yet, that is). For when it comes to bombing those minorities and their children, he has no compunction whatsoever. I almost think that he revels in the bombs.

Finally, Arroyo asked him, “You said, famously, when you looked into Vladimir Putin’s eyes you saw his soul. [...] When you look into Benedict XVI’s eyes what do you see?”

And Bush answered immediately, “God.”

Jesus Christ. He wouldn’t know God if God came down from ‘on-high’ and slapped the fake Texan dumbass out of him.

Memphis, TN: Terrorist Distribution Hub of the USA

Thank Goodness Dawg didn’t go home that weekend.

Seriously, what do these yahoos who are reporting this think they are doing? Scaring us like Big Brother wants them too. Or are they simply gullible rednecks, too?

They even recruited an Engish guy for our Coast Guard unit in the Mississippi River. Thank God for our allies in this war on terror.

(rolling eyes)

Bush Has a 28% Approval Rating: Over 1/4 of Americans Are Apparently Idiots

B’Man: You would think that someone like me, who hated Bush before it was the popular thing to do, would rejoice that he has the highest DISAPPROVAL rating in 70 years. No. I come away wondering how the hell the rest of you can be so stupid.

Bush’s disapproval rating worst of any president in 70 years

By Susan Page
USA TODAY 

WASHINGTON — President Bush has set a record he’d presumably prefer to avoid: the highest disapproval rating of any president in the 70-year history of the Gallup Poll.

In a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll taken Friday through Sunday, 28% of Americans approve of the job Bush is doing; 69% disapprove. The approval rating matches the low point of his presidency, and the disapproval sets a new high for any president since Franklin Roosevelt.

The previous record of 67% was reached by Harry Truman in January 1952, when the United States was enmeshed in the Korean War.

Bush’s rating has worsened amid “collapsing optimism about the economy,” says Charles Franklin, a political scientist at the University of Wisconsin-Madison who studies presidential approval. Record gas prices and a wave of home foreclosures have fueled voter angst.

Bush also holds the record for the other extreme: the highest approval rating of any president in Gallup’s history. In September 2001, in the days after the 9/11 attacks, Bush’s approval spiked to 90%. In another record, the percentage of Americans who say the invasion of Iraq was a mistake reached a new high, 63%, in the latest poll.

Assessments of Bush’s presidency are harsh. By 69%-27%, those polled say Bush’s tenure in general has been a failure, not a success.

Low approval ratings make it more difficult for presidents to maneuver, limiting their ability to get legislation passed or boost candidates in congressional elections.

“The president understands war and the slowdown in the economy weigh down public opinion, but the situation in Iraq is improving, and the economy is about to get a big boost from the stimulus package,” White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.

Bush has had dismal ratings through most of his second term. His approval rating hasn’t reached as high as 50% since May 2005. He has been steadily below 40% since September 2006.

Views of Bush divide sharply along party lines. Among Republicans, 66% approve and 32% disapprove. Disapproval is nearly universal — 91% — among Democrats. Of independents, 23% approve, 72% disapprove of the job he’s doing.

 

Rednecks: It was us “shit kickers” that voted us in a “retard”

His name-calling may piss you off, seeing how he is an “elitist”, “liberal”, “west coast”, “Hollywood type”, but truer words couldn’t have been spoken. His “shit-kicker” is virtually the same as my “redneck”, but I have more “love” in my words.