B’Man’s Snarks

Aching News!

I’ve been after Kenny to do a video on some of his stuff and when I saw his latest post I knew that was the one. If you aren’t familiar with his blog, you need to be:

Satirical video pointing out the ludicrous recent claims bolstering something that never happened to begin with. Will they ever stop or is this simply a desperate last ditch effort because they know the jig is up.

Original article found at Kenny’s Sideshow

Additional reading:

New York Times

Huffington Post

Snippits and Snappits

Video, narration and voices by BuelahMan

Maher Tebow, Please

You wanna hear something funny… until last week I never even heard of this Tebow dude. Seriously, Dr Doug asked me about him and I had no clue who he was or what he did (found out he plays with a little oblong ball or something). Apparently, he really likes to thank God for his touchdowns (or whatever it is he does with that oblong ball). His actions have sparked many more Tebowing moves around the blogosphere (and I am feeling the need to Tebow a bit, myself, if the truth be known).

So, when Bill Maher, that worthless and unfunny Israeli-firster, zionist shill with his own very unfunny show on HBO, tweeted about Tebow’s moves, it must have caused a stir. Enough for Lionel to feel the need to address it.

Don’t get me wrong… I could care less about Tebowing or when someone prays (I will note that Jesus said to go into your own “closet”, not a stadium with 50,000 people in it). What strikes me about the following video is the truth about Maher and Olbermann. I thank Lionel for saying what is obvious and you will never hear on any MSM:

Merry Christmas and Beware The Fat Man In a Red Suit

To all of BuelahWorld:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Times are tough and getting tougher, but today I simply want to thank you all for being here to read my rants and allow us to share our little bitch fests with you. My family had a wonderful time last night and I am now awaiting the fat man to arrive to finally squash BuelahGirl’s giddy anticipation.

As much as I bitch, I truly am a lucky man.

Bless you all!

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I Once Heard An Anus Speak…

Dreams I’ll Never See

But we can dream until its real…

Until then, dreams get the best of me…

Knowing The Enemy… Frank Miller’s Take

Anarchy

Everybody’s been too damn polite about this nonsense:
The “Occupy” movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. “Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.
“Occupy” is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the “movement” – HAH! Some “movement”, except if the word “bowel” is attached – is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves.
This is no popular uprising. This is garbage. And goodness knows they’re spewing their garbage – both politically and physically – every which way they can find.
Wake up, pond scum. America is at war against a ruthless enemy.
Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.
And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently – must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh – out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.
In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers. Go back to your mommas’ basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft.
Or better yet, enlist for the real thing. Maybe our military could whip some of you into shape.
They might not let you babies keep your iPhones, though. Try to soldier on.
Schmucks.
FM

And, YES, this is real, even tho I h/t The Onion‘s Sean ONeal, by responding with:

Indeed, go home to your mom’s basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft things—which are the childish and dumb pursuits of most OWS protesters—while Frank Miller gets on with the business of men: creating comic books that can then be turned into big-budget movies by corporations that you babies can then drool over in your sheltered, comfy little worlds while watching them on your iPads. (Please.) And also know this, Occupy Wall Street protesters: Right now Frank Miller is drawing Batman punching you so, so hard. [via THR]

You should take the time to read thru the comments section of the Anarchy blog post. InsightfulInciteful.

Related articles

• AV Club vs Frank Miller vs Occupy (boingboing.net)
• Frank Miller on OWS: ‘Go Back to Your Mommas’ Basements!” (inquisitr.com)
• Frank Miller, Fascist Mouthpiece, Is a Cranky Old Hack (biblioklept.org)
• Frank Miller, Losing His Mind, Occupy Wall Street and My Thoughts (graphicpolicy.com)
• Frank Miller posts idiotic, reactionary rant about Occupy Wall Street (dangerousminds.net)

They’re Here

I suppose you feel safer now that Bubba T. Errorist, that ole redneck from Coondog, TN, is now being searched by the Blue VIPRs all across Tennessee (and thank God for those drug sniffing dogs). This is needed since Bubba might blow up the Stuckey’s on Exit 87 for a bad pecan roll.

And as an honorable mention… Thank you, Rudy Gonzales, for your promise to report if you “see anything” (as if any normal Tennessean wouldn’t do so). Something tells me that Rudy wouldn’t mind one of those “enhanced” pat downs. He might even prefer it from Gibbons, personally.

h/t Max Keiser

Happy Extinction Day!

So, from what we have already explored, today is a big day in the Elenin sequence of devastation and the end of the world as we know it (of course, I am assuming that we are actually all still alive and you are reading this after I scheduled the post for midnight, Sept 26, and I am simply not up yet). Being that it is actually Sunday morning as I write these few words, I am sitting here contemplating whether or not I need to go to the grocery store to stock up on essentials for 6 months or just the gallon of milk and whatever I plan on throwing on the grill this evening.

I’m torn.

But worse is the fact that there are a few signs that things are improving in certain ways for me and other friends. Dr Doug told me that his band jammed over the weekend to some pretty big crowds (maybe 2,500 people in total). That’s pretty darned impressive for a Mississippi boy. I had a very good job interview on Friday, spending over 2.5 hours meeting all the swinging penises. Things are settling in the estate conflict my wife and I have been in and we are now owners of a nice home and two rental properties.

Hell, I don’t know whether to rejoice or go run hide.

So, let us review (because, in actuality, Sept 26 or 27 th may be the day to look for), there are many theories about what the Elenin hubbub is. Comet, dwarf star, spaceship, Nibiru, Blue Star Kachina, and then nothing more than a piece of ice. Amazing how scary this can be when you let it take over you.

Since a good many of the scariest stuff is extinction related, there is absolutely nothing I can do about that, so I will just hug my daughter tomorrow morning before she gets out of the van for school and we will do our three finger “I Love You” sign and I will go about the business at hand. I will be thinking about that little girl all day long, tho, and probably (to tell the truth) be on a hair-trigger, ready to go pick her up should something less than an extinction event occur. Yes, this is a bit paranoid, but what can I say?

Since I am both tongue-in-cheek and a bit serious in this post, I do want to take the time to offer a view that suggests that all of this is just the powers that be are announcing event timelines for their takeover of this Earth and all her resources. As you can see in the video below, it is suggested that the earthquakes are manmade and they use these alignments to bamboozle the people:

James McCanney goes into details about planned dates and planning dates for future events; such as, false flag events by TPTB. Since Elenin re-aligns again on September 26, 2011 with the Earth & Sun, could this date be used as an excuse for a false flag terror event? An earthquake? A hurricane? A tornado? Or what-have-you? TPTB, as stated by JM, always advertise in advance their dates of upcoming events. What’s interesting is that James McCanney disclosed something in the end which Zeph Daniel had also stated: It seems that TPTB have in the works a fake (false) event which will eclipse any other event they have pulled off in the past. So, things should get pretty interesting by this fall or shortly afterward.

And if you really want to explore a slightly more bizarre sequence, look back in time to what Von Braun told this woman in 1974 (all you need to see is about the first 1:30, but all of it is interesting). This may help explain the whole thing:

Anyway, I’ll check in early morning and see if the world is still here. If it is, I’ll keep checking throughout the day for the earth to move under my feet. Cuz who knows? Maybe there is something to all of this after all, but maybe it is not other-worldly, in nature. And then again, it may just be a bunch of bullshit (and at this point, I truly hope it is).

Related articles

• The Elenin Experiment: Watch Out For The Next Few Days (buelahman.wordpress.com)
• ELE (Extinction Level Event) (buelahman.wordpress.com)

You Are What You Eat

Surely he knew that eating shit can only lead to bad experiences.

In a somewhat related story:

Serena Williams Fined $2000 For Eating Chair Umpire

“Eat Shit and Die” by Margaret Cho and Grant Lee Phillips

h/t BoingBoing and The Onion

Officer Kenneth Freeman Update

Remember when I wrote about Chattanooga Police Officer Kenneth Freeman’s manly display of shoving down the 71 year old Wal-Mart greeter, Mr. Bill Walker, to the ground, then the good Samaritan, Gholom Ghassedi, was pushed thru a window when he confronted the very large man about his actions (just like any real man would do)? I received an update from a commenter that suggests that Mr Freeman (he was finally fired, but for a different reason) will now sue Mr Walker for ‘racial profiling’.

Seems fitting, doesn’t it?

That the steroid head can beat down two men when they suspect him of wrong-doing because he set off an alarm (in plain clothes) and simply do the job they are so very well paid for, then claim that they were racists putting him in his place, as it were.

Walker had sued for $21M, but was awarded only $12,000

Now, mighty man will sue Walker and Wal-Mart.

Sounds about right.

The Big Man says that Mr Walker simply tripped, but I point you here to see what truly happened.

(especially the second video)

I would think that unless corruption reaches even farther than the Collegedale Judge Kevin Wilson (who basically was going to allow Freeman to get away with this with only a 28 day suspension), this will be thrown out on its ear and I hope that some retribution is followed up in court to make this man’s life (Kenneth Freeman) a final living hell.

So, my plan is to take as many opportunities to stand next to a cop and fart. I won’t wave it towards him or say anything, but I will walk away smiling to myself.

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Looting Is ALWAYS Wrong: Right?

I read Arthur Silber’s post at ‘Once Upon A Time‘, called “Everyone Agrees: Looting Is Always Wrong“.

For those of you who are unaware of Mr Silber, all I can say is that he has a very sharp wit and is not afraid to call ‘em like he sees ‘em (and he and I see things very much the same way in most instances). He is spot on with his analysis and isn’t afraid to address the problems destroying our country. In this post, he snarks as well as ever and I thought it might be a good piece for me to adapt into a B’Man Rant/Snark.

I recommend everyone subscribing to his blog. He never lets me down.

Text from his post (adapted into the above video):

Everyone Agrees: Looting Is Always Wrong!

I would never be so foolhardy as to challenge what is indisputably the consensus view on any subject.

Thusly and therefore: Fucking colonists. What a bedraggled bunch of criminal, immoral, lazy, destructive bastards. And they didn’t even use the tea. They just destroyed it! Goddamned nihilists. No moral compass! No self-discipline! And all because of some teeny little tax, all the while enjoying the lavish benefits that accrued to them as privileged members of the British Empire! Those rotten bums never heard of paying their fair share, or shared sacrifice?

To top it off, some of those criminal lowlifes didn’t even have the courage of their rotten, immoral convictions — so they pretended to belong to the already designated disfavored group, Native Americans. Because everyone who mattered knew what lazy, shiftless, immoral, criminal bastards they were. Well, once the colonists got their own racket going, they showed those uncivilized barbarians! A mere one hundred years later, almost none of them were left.

But what a downer that turned out to be. There was hardly anyone left to murder in these magnificent United States, unless you counted Black Americans. Nobody who mattered counted them. So all those upright, super-moral white boys, who simply loved murdering in a righteous cause, had to look farther afield. There’s that American initiative for you!

Next stop: the Philippines! That was after a little warmup exercise in Hawaii, but nobody remembers that anymore. And after the Philippines, they never stopped.

They still haven’t stopped today. In addition to all the righteous murder going on overseas, they’re coming after you now. Whatcha gonna do?

Hmm … ah … well … oh, I know, I know! Be sure to vote in the next election, and in every election! That’ll fix up everything, lickety-split.

And for God’s sake, whatever you do, don’t loot! That is, like, totally wrong!

Everyone says so. And you probably shouldn’t mention the Boston Tea Party. Certainly not to conservatives (need I spell out why? didn’t think so), but not to liberals and progressives, either. Everyone says looting is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Anyway, the Boston Tea Party couldn’t actually have been “looting.” People who would soon be Americans did that, which makes it completely different. I know I don’t have to explain that to good Americans like you. And don’t even think of talking about how the ruling class is sucking up all the wealth of “ordinary” Americans, and now their lives, too. That can’t possibly be looting! This is America!

Confused? That’s because you’re a criminal, immoral, lazy, rotten nihilist. And a potential or actual looter! You better keep that to yourself. Wait…oh, geez, Napolitano and Holder say they already know all about you. And I do mean all. But if you haven’t done anything wrong, you don’t have anything to worry about. This is America!

God bless us, every one. Except for the looters. And God bless America!

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The Solution For The Reaming Americans Are Getting

Science is making a way to repair the gigantic screwing us poor Americans are getting.

Just make new ones…

h/t Neatorama

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Freaky Sex Friday – F**K America

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Franklin’s ‘Four Freedoms’ Folly

“In the future days, which we seek to make secure, we look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms.

Image via Wikipedia

The first is freedom of speech and expression—everywhere in the world.

The second is freedom of every person to worship God in his own way–everywhere in the world.

The third is freedom from want—which, translated into world terms, means economic understandings which will secure to every nation a healthy peacetime life for its inhabitants—everywhere in the world.

The fourth is freedom from fear—which, translated into world terms, means a world-wide reduction of armaments to such a point and in such a thorough fashion that no nation will be in a position to commit an act of physical aggression against any neighbor—anywhere in the world.

That is no vision of a distant millennium. It is a definite basis for a kind of world attainable in our own time and generation. That kind of world is the very antithesis of the so-called new order of tyranny which the dictators seek to create with the crash of a bomb.“

~ Franklin D. Roosevelt’s State of the Union Address to the Congress, January 6, 1941

Poor bastard missed 4 out of 4.

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Barack Obama is Bisexual

Can you believe this load of crap. Sure many of us had our doubts for some time now, but this removes all of them.

Barack Obama and David Cameron are kissing

To bad .. or should I say good thing this isn’t true. It is photo shopped. Here is the image used of Barack kissing Michelle Obama. I’ll circle the proof for you. Within the circle is a patch of skin the person who made the photo shopped image forgot to remove. There are other tells if you look close enough in your own photo editing software, but the skin is the most obvious to the naked eye.

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