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Impeachment: Sign The Petition This Weekend

Posted by buelahman on July 4, 2008

Excerpts come from a June 11, 2008 Countdown with Keith Olbermann show:
http://representativepress.blogspot.c…

OLBERMANN: Time now to call in George Washington University law professor and constitutional law expert: Jonathan Turley.

Good evening, Jon.

JONATHAN TURLEY, CONSTITUTIONAL LAW EXPERT: Hi, Keith.

OLBERMANN: I’ve often argued here that even if you think the words aren’t going to lead to any action, say the words anyway, simply to get them on the record for history, and simply because nothing has ever changed from bad to good in this country without somebody first saying—this is bad. Assess the importance of what Dennis Kucinich did last night.

TURLEY: You know, it is very important. The fact is that this is not supposed to happen the way it happened in the last seven years. The framers, I think, would have been astonished by the absolute passivity if not collusion of the Democrats in protecting President Bush from impeachment. I mean, they created a system that was essentially idiot-proof and God knows we put that to a test in the past years.

But, I don’t think they ever anticipated that so many members of the opposition would stand quietly in the face of clear presidential crimes. It has many of us who study the Constitution quite worried that we have a real crisis here. This is not something that really was supposed to happen. It was not something that one would predict.

OLBERMANN: This is the list that he presented last night—a remarkably lengthy and thorough record of the high crimes and misdemeanors. It’s just a cascade really. Did Kucinich successfully make his case?

TURLEY: I think he’s made his case. I mean, frankly, some of these claims are not really impeachable offenses. Like for example, it’s not impeachable to be negligent. If that was the case, we’d lose half that people that sat in the Oval Office. But there are plenty of crimes there. This is a target-rich environment.

What’s really disturbing for many of us is that it takes a real effort for Democrats to walk from the floor to their offices and not trip over crimes. I mean, they are all over the record, from destruction of evidence, to illegal surveillance, to unlawful torture programs. They’re all over the place.

And what’s amazing is that the president is hiding in plain view. He hasn’t really denied the elements of these offenses. So, all that is lacking is political will.

But that doesn’t mean that suddenly the Democrats are going to get principled and say—my God, we took an oath, and we need to fulfill it regardless of the outcome. But it does mean one member, and they’re actually more than one, are really calling their colleagues to the floor and saying—it’s time to pony up. It’s time to answer the public of whether you stand for the Constitution and against its abridgement.

Happy Independence Day - Let’s put the
Constitution back on the table!

“As we once again celebrate our Independence as a nation, let us celebrate freedom from fear and pledge that government ‘of the people’ will survive in this land that we love.”
- Congressman Dennis Kucinich


Some Democratic Leaders say Impeachment is off the table.

So, let’s set a new table for our nation, upon which we place the Constitution and where we demand that all those who have taken an oath to defend it … keep their promise and protect our nation from the threat within.

Please go to kucinich.us now and sign the petition, which calls for impeachment. This is the one petition that will make a difference because I will be personally delivering it to your member of congress. Please circulate word of this petition far and wide, to all your friends and family. This is the one opportunity that we have right now to actually change events in this country.

Two hundred and thirty-two years ago, our nation was conceived in liberty. We have once again reached a moment of truth, one that Lincoln recognized at Gettysburg as to whether “this nation or any nation so conceived or so dedicated can long endure.”

Through the ashes of the civil war, Lincoln prayed that “this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom … and that government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not perish from the earth.”

This Fourth of July, 2008, we face a different kind of war; one which is trying our souls … a war based on lies. But with the power of truth and the power of the people we can achieve a new birth of freedom, standing up for what is good in America, insisting on the rule of law, demanding adherence to the Constitution, and supporting the impeachment of a President who lied to take us into a war against Iraq.

Be the answer to Lincoln’s Prayer. Please pledge your support now to restoring the rule of law in America. As we once again celebrate Independence Day, let us celebrate freedom from fear and pledge that this government of the people will survive in this land that we love.

Please go to kucinich.us now. This is your opportunity to make a difference; truly celebrate Independence Day.

Thank you and Happy 4th of July.
Dennis Kucinich

B’Man: Rednecks, if there was ever the time for you to put up or shut up, it is now. Sign the damn petition. Let them know you are tired of the bullshit.

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Columbian Hostage release…

Posted by lrose48 on July 4, 2008

Yes, as I stated, I am jaded. I don’t believe the smoke and mirror show. There are always different who, whys and wheres than we are ever told. Anyway– follow the yellow brick road if you will for a minute.

First there is the official… not-so-detailed reports…

 

Juan ForeroWashington Post Foreign Service
Thursday, July 3, 2008; Page A01

Colombia’s military yesterday rescued the most prominent of several hundred hostages held by Marxist rebels, a group of 15 that included the French-Colombian politician Ingrid Betancourt and three American Defense Department contractors who had been imprisoned in remote jungle camps since 2003.

In what Colombian officials called an elaborate ruse, commandos deceived a rebel unit entrusted with the prized hostages into turning them over in a grassy field deep in southeastern Guaviare province. The prisoners, who included 11 Colombian soldiers, were then flown to freedom in what amounted to a powerful blow to a fast-waning insurgency.

By late afternoon, the hostages were transported to the main military air base in Bogota, the Colombian capital, where they were reunited with relatives as a military band played the national anthem.

Betancourt, wearing a floppy jungle hat, the kind of flimsy rubber boots worn by guerrillas, and a white flower in her braided hair, stepped off a plane and into the waiting arms of her mother, Yolanda Pulecio. She then addressed well-wishers in comments carried on national television, praising Colombia’s military for “an impeccable operation.”

“God, this is a miracle. Such a perfect operation is unprecedented,” said Betancourt, 46, an author and former presidential candidate taken prisoner by rebels in 2002.

Betancourt and the Americans — who were believed to have been held longer than any other U.S. citizens currently in captivity in the world — were among the hostages that the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, or FARC, hoped to trade for hundreds of their imprisoned comrades. Using Colombia’s vast and rugged terrain to its advantage, the FARC has for years taken its prisoners deep into the jungle and threatened to kill them if the military attempted a rescue.

Shortly after midnight this morning, the Americans arrived in San Antonio aboard a U.S. military plane. Keith Stansell, Thomas Howes and Marc Gonsalves — employees of Northrop Grumman Corp. — were to undergo medical exams at the Brooke Army Medical Center and be reunited with their families. The FARC took them hostage after their surveillance plane crashed in rebel territory.

George Gonsalves, father of Marc Gonsalves, said he had been on the front lawn of his home in Connecticut when his next-door neighbor came rushing out of her kitchen door, waving her arms to tell her about the news she had just seen on television.

“We went dashing back to the house, and there it was on CNN,” he said. “It’s just wonderful, just wonderful.”

A breathless Lynne Stansell, Keith Stansell’s mother, said by phone that her family was overwhelmed by the early reports.

“Some people are coming to help us handle this,” she said, when reached by phone at her Florida home. “We can’t really react right now. It’s just all too emotional.”

The news was also greeted with relief and amazement in France, where President Nicolas Sarkozy, who had campaigned vigorously for Betancourt’s release, declared the “end of an ordeal that lasted for more than six years.” Halfway around the world, in the Colombian city of Medellin, television coverage was nonstop.

Then there are the talking heads that speak with a voice of authority. [geeeeeeece]

The transcript follows.

 

 Peter DeShazo:Good morning. My name is Peter DeShazo. I’m Director of the Americas Program at the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington, D.C. I look forward to answering your questions.

Washington:Can this operation serve as an example validating the years of American training and aid to Colombia’s government and miitary? Does this event show a maturity and sophistication by Colombia’s military and political leaders not seen before?

Peter DeShazo:

The United States has provided Colombia with more than $6 billion in assistance since the late 1990s, a considerable part of which has strengthened Colombia’s abilities to combat drug trafficking and improved the capabilities of the armed forces and police. The professionalism of this operation reflects some of those improvements. Over all, U.S. support for Colombia constitutes a success story. But the success of the operation is owed to the capabilities of the Colombians themselves.

Silver Spring, Md.:Mr. DeShazo, was this release timed to coincide with Sen. McCain’s visit to Colombia?

Peter DeShazo:

This appears to have been an operation that the Colombian authorities had planned for some time, but its execution would probably depend on a confluence of factors beyond the control of the Colombian government. I therefore don’t see the timing of the event as being related to Senator McCain’s visit.

Omaha, Neb.:Thanks for taking my question. Why is the FARC in decline? Can we and other national governments learn anything from the FARC’s decline that we can apply to other militias or cartels? I’m thinking specifically of Mexico.

Peter DeShazo:

The FARC is in decline because it has nothing to offer the Colombian people. Support for the FARC within Colombia was always low, but it is now almost non-existant. The FARC finances its operations through kidnapping, extortion and drug production and trafficking, which further undercuts any ideological appeal they might have once had. Their military power has been greatly reduced since the Colombian government rebuilt the capabilities of the armed forces and police and began to establish legitimate state authority over many more parts of the country. With its support base low, its ability to maneuver limited, its finances disrupted, its popular support almost nil and its military power sapped, the FARC is now entirely on the defensive. The lesson is that it is essential for legitimate state authority to prevail and that means further strenghtening not just of security but also improvements in the rule of law and in providing other government services.

Santiago, Chile:Though the most high-profile hostages were released, what are the odds that the rest of the FARC hostages will be retrieved in a timely manner?

Peter DeShazo:

The FARC still has more than 700 hostages under its control. Many of these were taken for economic purposes — for ransom. Others are considered “political” hostages. The FARC will continue to try to use them to bargain for the release of their members held by the Colombian government or for other negotiating purposes. One can only hope that some sort of mechanism for hostage release can be arrived at, but the release of all hostages will probably only come as part of a larger peace process that will result in the FARC abandoning the armed struggle.

Arlington, Va.:So where does this leave Hugo Chavez? If I am not mistaken, for some time now he has been trying to give the impression that FARC would release its prisoners as soon as he said the word.

Peter DeShazo:

President Chavez had attempted unsuccessfully to negotiate a hostage release. The FARC holds him in high esteem but in the end was unable or unwilling to respond to his efforts. Now the FARC has lost its most important political hostages — captives they were holding as their most valuable bargaining tool with the Colombian government.

Bogota, Colombia:Last night the president of Colombia, Alvaro Uribe, spoke about the military operation, the situation of the three American contractors, and it seemed that he was proud about it. That’s okay, but my question is, can this situation be a tool to get the “free trade” agreement between Colombia and the U.S.? Thanks.

Peter DeShazo:

Colombia’s stronger economic situation is an important component of its recovery across the board from the very unstable point the country was in the late 1990s. The free trade agreement would further consolidate these economic improvements. It would also be a positive factor for the U.S. as well — mutually beneficial. The free trade agreement — if it were approved — would provide an important underpinning for sustaining the security gains in Colombia as well — and symbolize U.S. - Colombian friendship. Those are important arguments in favor of approval of the trade agreement.

Arlington, Va.:I know that no organizations or entities are monolithic, but as you are an expert on the region I would like to know just how unified FARC is. Is this a coherent political actor, or more like an umbrella grouping united only by hostility to the Colombian government?

Peter DeShazo:The FARC is increasingly demonstrating its lack of coherence and operational capability. While its new top leader, Alfonso Cano is an old-line Marxist of the 1960s, revolutionary ideology has become more of a veneer than a norm for rank-and-file. The FARC is organized by fronts spread over a wide geographic area. Their command and control has been broadly disrupted by Colombian intelligence and therefore coordination of FARC activities is more difficult. The successful rescue of the hostages yesterday is evidence of the FARC’s coordination weaknesses. It is very weak politically, with almost no urban base of support. The FARC is increasingly fragmented across the board.

Washington:How will these events affect the current internal political situation of Colombia, where there is a direct confrontation between the president and the supreme court? Has this granted a new re-election for Uribe?

Peter DeShazo:

President Uribe’s popularity was over 80 percent positive before the hostage rescue and so it will go higher still — despite the recent confrontation between him and the supreme court. Even though his popularity ratings are extraordinarily high for a president in his sixth year in office, that does translate into a third term for Uribe. He would have to amend the constitution once more to achieve this and has not indicated that he seeks a third term.

Rockville, Md.: I apologize for the unusual nature of this question, but I saw a very weird-looking animal on TV last night (resembling a long/narrow-snouted racoon) on the shoulder and back of one of the rescued persons. I wonder if you saw the TV footage and could identify what animal that might have been. Thank you very much. Peter DeShazo:Looked like a coati Peter DeShazo:Many thanks for your questions. Regards,

Then there is the always the BIG…” Whoops there it is!!” somewhere on the back pages of the papers!

Free at Last

Colombia’s dramatic hostage rescue strengthens the case for a trade agreement

Washington Post

U.S. officials were quick to play down American help in this particular rescue. But there is no question that the deft Colombian military that we have just seen in action is far superior to the brutal, incompetent force of a decade ago. The transformation, in large part, was fostered by substantial U.S. aid, delivered first by President Bill Clinton and sustained by the Bush administration — with appropriate human-rights strings attached. The success of this long-term commitment debunks the pessimistic conventional wisdom in Washington about the utility of military assistance to Colombia or other Latin American nations. That is all the more reason for Congress to carry out a liberation of its own. For months, the U.S.-Colombia free-trade agreement and the benefits it would bring to a host of American industries have been held hostage to politics — specifically, to the Democratic Party’s need to mollify the labor unions that fund it. The Democrats’ only argument against the pact is that the Uribe administration has not done enough to prevent and punish the murders of Colombian trade unionists. But in view of the determination and competence the Colombian government has just demonstrated, Mr. Uribe’s promises to satisfy legitimate concerns deserve the benefit of the doubt. Already, his policies have dramatically reduced overall violence and murder, including the killing of trade unionists“. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has blocked a vote on the trade pact, citing supposed White House violations of standard legislative procedure. Those concerns, never very convincing, seem petty, indeed, in light of Colombia’s latest achievement. It’s time to set free trade free.”

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Tips of Icebergs…

Posted by lrose48 on July 4, 2008

http://oversight.house.gov/story.asp?ID=2049

Okay– besides being a master link you should keep, Michael Jackson’s radio Show…[ and NO its not the child perv]… watch this meeting regarding contract fraud and waste!!!! I don’t really even want to know the cost of all the contract abuse and waste etc from Bushes war! Dangerous, costly… and who the f-ck was supposed to oversight this crap?!!! … and they are all still in office because of???? PLEEEEEEEEEZE! My angry mind is exploding.  The world has gone far too mad for me right now. Anyway– HAPPY 4th of JULY!

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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

Posted by buelahman on July 3, 2008

more about “Bush Tours America To Survey Damage C…“, posted with vodpod

Just how true is that?

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Bush: My Least Favorite Hemorrhoid

Posted by buelahman on July 1, 2008

Brad Reed shares The 10 Most Awesomely Bad Moments of the Bush Presidency over at Alternet. He explains that trying to pick the 10 worst things the idiot-in-chief has done is like trying to pick the 10 worst hemorrhoids one may have in a lifetime., which according to Brad (and I agree), “There are entirely too many of them, and taken together they all add up to a throbbing mass of pain.”

Yes, W is a pain-in-the-ass, but much worse, he is a tumor that is killing us. The entire neocon idiocy is killing us.

Please go read the entire article, but here is a cursory view at Brad’s picks:

10: Bush Gets Re-elected

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9: Alberto Gonzales’ Congressional Testimony

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8: North Korea Conducts a Nuclear Test

7: Colin Powell’s Bogus WMD Presentation at the U.N.

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6: The Terri Schiavo Affair

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5: Bush and Condi’s Excellent Gaza Adventure

4: “Brownie, You’re Doing a Heckuva Job”

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3: Abu Ghraib

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2: 9/11

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1: “Mission Accomplished”

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And Brad doesn’t stop there, he also gives a very nice “honorable mention” list:

Narrowing down the Bush administration’s various debacles to a mere 10 was no easy fete. In fact, I expect that many people will express dismay that their least favorite moment was left off the list. “How could commuting Scooter Libby’s sentence not even make the top 10??!!” I can hear some of you shrieking already. Well, I’ll tell you. Essentially, I tried to rate each Bush disaster by two main criteria: its body count and its damage to the country’s reputation. So while Bush’s awkward groping of German Chancellor Angela Merkel may be personally humiliating to everyone, it doesn’t have the same heft as, say, the Iraq War.

But for those of you who insist on seeing your least favorite moment get its due, here is list of every honorable mention I could come up with: warrantless wiretapping; Valerie Plame; Scooter Libby’s sentence commuted; Bush believes Rafael Palmeiro is innocent; soldiers face neglect at Walter Reed; signing statements; the Kyoto treaty ripped up; loyalty oaths; the fake turkey; a staged teleconference with troops, staged FEMA press conference, extraordinary rendition, support for junk science; endorsement of neo-creationist “intelligent design”; inaction against global warming; record oil prices; record budget deficits; record trade deficits; record number of Americans without health insurance; two recessions; no-bid contracts; bin Laden still at large; the Federal Marriage Amendment; stem cell research vetoed; waterboarding ban vetoed; “Last throes”; “Old Europe”; “It’s hard work”; “Bring it on”; “Yo, Blair!”; “I’m the decider”; “I’m the commander guy”; “I’m a war president”; “This is the guy who tried to kill my dad”; “So?”; “Let the Eagle Soar“; John Bolton; Kenny Boy; Harriet Miers; John Roberts; Sam Alito; Blair talks Bush out of bombing al-Jazeera; Cheney shoots some guy in the face; the Military Commissions Act; Jose Padilla arrested and held without charge or access to counsel; endless tax cuts for the rich; let’s waste a shitload of money by sending people to Mars and let’s hire some Heritage Foundation staffers to rebuild Iraq.

I know this will sound as if I am shrugging off Brad’s work, but wouldn’t it be easier to list the things that Bush has done well? Just how much bandwidth does NOTHING take up?

UPDATE: My Bro’ RawDawgBuffalo sums up W’s stint by pointing out the hard to discern… that W is actually a “uniter” in many ways:

Yep, GWB, his legacy will be an assorted one. But for me, I will always recognize for his inept outcome regarding the current state of political affairs. For me even with the war and stagflation, I will always remember him as the great unifier. Yep, for this one man in his eight years has managed to do what others, even Martin King Jr. could not do. He has managed to bring together, whites and blacks, men and women, gay and heterosexuals, natural born citizens and immigrants, republicans and democrats. For we all know he must go. He has done all of this believe it or not unwittingly. So George W. Bush, I toast to you, leaving office and unifying America, for with you, your folk and your policies, we would not have been on the verge of this new possibility, of a man of African descent, taking residency in the white House.

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Does Big Oil Control Bush? You Decide

Posted by buelahman on June 30, 2008

B’Man: From Open Left by David Sirota:

Bush Cites Enviro Concerns to Curb Solar Development…While Accelerating Oil Drilling

LAFAYETTE, IN - A few weeks back, I wrote a New York Times magazine article about the populist uprising against unbridled oil and gas drilling in the Mountain West. The article highlighted a major theme in my new book, THE UPRISING. In the article, I discussed how the Bush Bureau of Land Management has thrown the principle of environmental caution overboard by opening up a huge amount of federal land to drilling. So it is with more than a little bit absurd to read this New York Times story today:

“Faced with a surge in the number of proposed solar power plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium on new solar projects on public land until it studies their environmental impact, which is expected to take about two years. The Bureau of Land Management says an extensive environmental study is needed to determine how large solar plants might affect millions of acres it oversees in six Western states.”

Look - I agree that we need to do a better job of measuring environmental impacts of all proposed energy development - whether that development is solar, oil or gas. But what’s so incredible about this story is that the BLM is working to curtail solar development in Western states by citing environmental concerns while at the same actively accelerating oil and gas drilling in Western states - drilling that is way, way worse for the environment than solar energy, from both an emissions perspective and a land-use perspective.

This kind of government fealty to the rapacious fossil fuel industry is precisely what the energy-related populist uprising in West is revolting against.

B’Man: The Oil Companies must be shitting their pants that they might lose some record profits, so Presnit Idiotass slows alternative energy development for them to reap even more. If you rednecks ever thought that Big Oil and Big Money doesn’t own W’s ass, surely this proves it to you. They don’t care about you.

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B’Man’s Patriot Watch: Impeachment On or Off The Table? You decide

Posted by buelahman on June 28, 2008

Impeachment: Why is it “Off the Table”?


On June 9th, Thirty-five Articles of Impeachment detailing high crimes and misdemeanors were presented to the American people by Congressman Dennis Kucinich.


It takes wisdom and courage to stand up and be counted.


Courage to stand up for what is right, whether or not it is popular, or politically expedient.


Dennis Kucinich did! Will you?


Congressman Kucinich has created a path for “We the People” to take immediate action to reclaim our civil rights, our Constitution and our democracy.


It is only through the tools of impeachment that we can hold the administration to full accountability.

Impeachment ON or Off the table”? You decide.


Sign the Official Impeachment Petition.


No President, corporation or individual is above the law.

Produced by Russell Parker
Edited by Chad Ely

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George Bush Is A Genius

Posted by buelahman on June 28, 2008

B’Man: Hilarious, until you understand how true this is…

Bremner, Bird, and Fortune: George Parr (Iraq oil)

An interview with ‘George Parr’ (a fictional character stating real facts). Shown in 2007 during Bremner, Bird, and Fortune the interview features Iraq and it’s oil. Taken from the new series of BBF currently on Channel 4 (captured via Channel 4 +1).

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A Message From The Queen

Posted by lrose48 on June 28, 2008

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

  

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

(You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as “colour,” “favour,” “labour” and “neighbour.” Likewise, you will learn to spell “doughnut” without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up “vocabulary”).

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you know” is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter “u” and the elimination of -ize.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

8. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

10. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’ was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.

12. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don’t try rugby ? the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.

13. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

14. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.

15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

16. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, with saucers, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

 

 

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Jim Hightower Explains What The Iraq War Is All About

Posted by buelahman on June 27, 2008

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A Fitting Ending To The Piece of Shit We Call “W”

Posted by buelahman on June 27, 2008

From PRWatch.org:

The Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is engaged in an effort to rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the “George W. Bush Sewage Plant.” The group has been gathering signatures at local festivals, events and city parks and has already collected 8,500 signatures, about 1,300 more than is needed to put the question on the city’s ballot in November. If the measure passes, the new name will become effective starting next January, when the new president is sworn in. Supporters plan to engage in a “synchronized flush” during the inauguration as a way to send a “gift” to the newly-renamed plant, saying they believe this will be a “fitting monument to this president’s work.” The chair of the San Francisco Republican Party called the group’s effort “loony bin direct democracy,” and vowed to defeat it. A spokesman for the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission, which owns the plant, says that while his agency understands the humorous intent of the endeavor, the award-winning facility has been efficient at keeping the streets and ocean clean, thus the plant should be “the last place” the group should use to make a negative statement about George Bush.

B’Man: Personally, I keep hoping America will get “the cramp” and expel this sickening diarrhea before Jan 09.

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Bushco’s Warrantless Wiretap Scam Rolls On

Posted by buelahman on June 27, 2008

Please contact your senators and demand that they vote NO on the new wiretapping legislation that not only grants immunity to telecoms who helped the Bush administration illegally spy on innocent American citizens, but also allows the illegal spying to continue with no accountability whatsoever.

And please share this info with all your friends and family.

Thanks - JP

B’Man: jperryam has one of the best commenter’s youtube channels I have found regarding politics. He tells it like it is, easy to understand. I suggest you subscribe to his videos for some truly in depth explanations of what is happening in Bush world.

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Countdown video : Bush fails to gain a ‘hello’

Posted by buelahman on June 21, 2008

Bush, you looked surprised that those two people wouldn’t wave. It is very simple.

We don’t like you. We don’t like your attitude. We don’t like your murderous cabal. We don’t like what you have done to our country and its name in the world. We don’t like anything that you have done while in office. You are a miserable, criminal failure and most people don’t wave at mass murderers.

When you are thrown into the real world, the one that is not over-stuffed with your koolaid drinking followers who worship the chimp-like grin, you are forced to see the truth. Your handlers can’t protect you from the truth, so most of the time they form the reality for you.

All those speeches where the people seemed to really agree and give standing ovations and shit? Those are cronies, dumbass. Those are representative of less than 30% of America (I am being VERY generous with that estimation). I’m thinking that you may actually have around 15% that would gobble your goob.

Narcissism is blinding. And when you have these handlers who take full advantage of retardation on top of that, well, America stands no chance. Allow reality to creep in.

Don’t you get it, you thieving, murderous, ignorant bastard?

It would be the same feeling I would get if I were standing as they brought Hitler by and he, in his narcissistic idiocy, would wave, expecting his beloved followers to jump up and down for the recognition of His Mighty warrior-ship. I am surprised they didn’t offer him the bird, for all his effort.

You dumb-ass:

WE DO NOT LIKE YOU!

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Scotty Has Sumpin’ To Say

Posted by buelahman on June 20, 2008

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Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do

Posted by buelahman on June 18, 2008

Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do

June 18, 2008

WASHINGTON—Despite harsh criticism from both sides of the political aisle, the U.S. populace, and former members of his own administration, President Bush once again defended his 2003 decision to invade Iraq, saying that, in the end, it was the fun thing to do.

“On Sept. 11, 2001, we as a nation faced a difficult decision, an important decision, a decision between what was fun and what was wrong,” Bush said during a speech before Pentagon officials Wednesday. “We could have backed down and allowed the terrorists to win. But instead, we stood up to the challenge before us, and we said, ‘Bring it on—bring the good times on!’”

Bush asserts that the fight for freedom in Iraq is a blast.“Mark my words,” Bush continued. “When the dust settles and the smoke clears, history will look back on the Iraq War as a total blast.”

Throughout his speech, Bush remained unapologetic about his commitment to the ongoing mission to live it up in Iraq, repeatedly saying that sacrifices had to be made to ensure the most pleasurable course of action. The president also stated that he would not succumb to those who had pressured him to set a date for withdrawal, insisting that U.S. troops would remain in the region for as long as his administration was enjoying itself.

“Withdrawing from Iraq when we’re all having such a fantastic time would only serve to empower those intent on spoiling our fun,” Bush said. “And I have to say, right now, we’re having a ball.”

Bush went on to defend his decision to remove troops from Afghanistan and “bring the party” to Iraq. He maintained that while policing the region wasn’t “a bore or anything” it wasn’t all that entertaining, either. Furthermore, the president said that had the United States not shifted its focus away from Afghanistan, military forces never would have had the opportunity to kick up their heels in Iraqi cities such as Basra, Baghdad, and Tikrit.

“Tell me ‘Shock and Awe’ wasn’t an absolute riot,” a visibly confident Bush said.

Bush maintained that he had no regrets about invading Iraq, and that all he needed to do to know he made the right decision was look at the smiling, happy faces of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Vice President Dick Cheney, and former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Following the president’s speech, Rice herself lashed out against critics of the war, painting them as “real downers” who wouldn’t know how to let their hair down and have fun if their lives depended on it.Are we having fun yet?

“I urge those who have grown tired of this war to lighten up and live a little,” Rice said on CBS Evening News, adding that Bush had furthered his commitment to having a rip-roaring time in Iraq with a recent troop surge. “What detractors of this war don’t understand is that when it comes to fighting terrorism, there’s no harm in letting loose and painting the town red.”

While Rice admitted that the Bush Administration could have better planned its exit strategy and more fully equipped troops to deal with the Sunni insurgency, she questioned how much fun that ultimately would have been for U.S. troops.

“The best times are had when there’s no preparation in place. When everything is loud and spontaneous and you just throw caution to the wind,” Rice said. “Sure, we might have been able to prevent a massive civil war had we taken a few precautions—but come on, where’s the joy in that?”

Bush, who claimed he could see America having a great time in Iraq for decades to come, and called the war in the Middle East the most fun the nation has had since Vietnam, agreed with Rice.

Said Bush, “Frankly, if we’re not going to enjoy it, why even invade Iraq in the first place?”

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