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Civilization! Its Your Future, Today

Tired of primitive living? Why not try Civilization* ?

*some restrictions apply

I’m Moving To Alaska

Bush: Total Failure

I’m not Pelosi fan and I personally believe she is but a shade better than Bush. But I commend her for calling out the idiot-in-chief who is so full of hypocritical bullshit only a fool Bushie Tool would disagree with her.

h/t C&L

Freaky Sex Friday: A Song For The Ladies

And Dawg says white men can’t rap…

Show Me Your Genitals

by Jon Lajoie

Don’t Make Fun Of The Crippled Boy

Roy Zimmerman

Who was/is Eddie Mcfadden?

My summertime mystery! Who exactly was/is Eddie Mcfadden?

Things I know:

He was born in 1928

He played guitar with many Jazz legends… And on countless albums with countless musicians. His name is mentioned with repect and admiration from critics and fellow musicains in the industry.

… and I now own an original oil painting of him that hung in an old jazz and blues Club.

I have searched the web…for a biography, history, photograph… anything about this man!

 

Eddie McFadden

I have left emails at contact links along the way asking for information– etc.

Anyone out there up for a mystery ?? Wanna help? Any help would be appreciated!!

This man HAS to have some history somewhere…

Ex-Hooters Waitress Outraged Over Toy Yoda

Former Hooters waitress settles toy Yoda suit

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) — A former waitress has settled her lawsuit against Hooters, the restaurant that gave her a toy Yoda doll instead of the Toyota she thought she had won.

Jodee Berry, 27, won a beer sales contest last May at the Panama City Beach Hooters. She believed she had won a new Toyota and happily was escorted to the restaurant’s parking lot in a blindfold.

But when the blindfold was removed, she found she had won a new toy Yoda — the little green character from the Star Wars movies.

David Noll, her attorney, said Wednesday that he could not disclose the settlement’s details, although he said Berry can now go to a local car dealership and “pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants.”

After the stunt, Berry quit the restaurant and filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the restaurant’s corporate owner, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.

The restaurant’s manager, Jared Blair, has said the whole contest was an April Fools’ joke.

B’Man: My buddy TR sent this to me and my first reaction was to say that there is no way this woman worked at a Hooters. Look at her tits.

Secondly, I have heard of people looking like their dogs, but this chick looks just like her toy Yoda. How weird is that?

The Mouse And His Child - Animated Movie - 1977

An hour and a half of a wierd little flick!

It is out of print and I decided to post it as a small distraction. Open your mind and enjoy!

Just because I Like It–

I thought I would share!

http://www.tale-of-rock.com/

 

 

 

 

Tishomingo Blues: A Centennial for Tishomingo, MS

Tishomingo, MS celebrated its centennial last week. It is the town next door to my home town and I have many good friends from there.

The town was named for a Chickasaw Indian Chief (his image is on the flag and Great Seal of the Chickasaw Nation), was commissioned by George Washington.

It is known for the State Park, Tishomingo State Park and the annual Dulcimer Festival. It has a rich heritage of hard working folks and living through many different hard times to survive 100 years. Good for you.

The thing that Tishomingo is associated with (even if you didn’t know it) is the theme song for Garrison Keillor’s ‘Prairie Hom Companion’ is Tishomingo Blues performed below by The Harlem Ramblers Dixieland Jazzband (who are actually from Zurich, but who’s keeping score?).

I have partied hard in Tishomingo (a one square mile town of about 400). And many times at Tishomingo State Park (a very cool place that has been dated for inhabitation back to around 6 or 7,000BC). Its hiking trails were recently voted the best in Mississippi.

I have spent countless hours as a youth canoing (very mild, but fun canoe trip down Bear Creek… which eventually ends up in the Tn River).

When we were around 16 or 17, several of us (Wade, Parsons, Bubba, Chuckles and myself) went down to canoe the creek and get on one. There was two to a canoe and one with the cooler (the rule is to NEVER turn over the cooler canoe… this could get your ass whipped). This was just as we were graduating (late spring) and it wasn’t quite hot and most mornings were still cool, so no one really wanted to go under. We, as Southern Gentlemen, had a truce that as long as there was beer in the cooler AND it was still cool, no hanky-panky.

But Chuckles lied to us. He had the cooler, but drank the last beer without telling anyone, acting as if there was more, so he started the shit. But he was out-numbered and as we figured out his ploy, we ganged up and flipped him into the ‘freezing’ water.

Eventually everyone ended in, but for some reason Chuckles was the only wearing a jock (we found this out as he climbed up onto the swinging rope wearing only a jock and commenced to prepare his Tarzan move).

The knot grabbed his cods as he went out and ripped his jock off (and we all thought his nuts went with it).

Needless to say, we just let him float away.

Congrats, Tishomingo. You made to B’Man’s Hometown Update (oh, and you are 100 years old… that’s nice).

B’Man’s Sabbath Watch: The Good Samaritin

New Ears

“Recovery Roses”

Eli the Accountant takes us inside the hospital with the story of a plastic surgery patient’s remarkable recovery.

Download the Eli’s Dirty Jokes Podcast for free in Itunes!
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Created by James Tod McFadden and Tyler McFadden for GoPotato.tv

Animation by Doug Bresler, Doogtoons.com

http://www.gopotato.tv/eli.php

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Richard Noggin’ Saturday: Alabama AG Troy King

The Gay Old Party has another hypocritical anti-gay… gay.

Altho it was unclear (the first time I saw a picture of him) if he would actually suck one… but I had a suspician he’d hold it in his mouth, anyway.

h/t Logan at C&L and first posted at Wonkette:

Anti-Gay Alabama A.G. Caught Being Gay

This may come as a shock, but a prominent anti-homosexual Republican attorney general has apparently been caught having homosexual sex intercourse with his homosexual gay male assistant. Bonus: The dude’s wife caught him, in their bed. This is the rumor that the AG’s office has officially denied, so now of course everybody is spilling the sordid details.

AG in question is Troy King, who, of course, is only interested in outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. His gay lover is either a college “buddy,” or a very young youngster and “Homecoming King” from Troy University. What are the odds of a dude named Troy King getting caught in bed with a Homecoming King from Troy University? This seems like a wacky sitcom plot, on a gay porn channel. (Is this what that Will & Grace was about?)

His dildo fixation makes a lot of since now.

I Think I Kinda Want It

OK, but just this once…