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Freaky Sex Friday: Damn, Dude, Get A Room, Will Ya?

Posted by BuelahMan on April 13, 2012

 

He looks like such a nice young man with his gun in his hand

 

Santa Fe cop gets his freak on in his squad car

 

A police sergeant in Santa Fe, New Mexico is in a bad situation after a video caught him masturbating while he was on duty. The video has recently been released and it was filmed by the dashboard camera of the officer’s cruiser. The video released to the media does not show the inside of the cruiser but has audio that is quite steamy. The officer in question is Sgt. Mike Eiskant.

 

Click link for video.

 

(And you thought you’d see him yanking a weasel, you freaky freak, you)

h/t ARF and the JDJournal

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FrEaKy SeX FrIdAy – Penn State Edition 11/11/11

Posted by ConspiracyDude on November 11, 2011

The big story this week: Penn State Child Molesters [ Google Search ], where kinky perverted douche-bags molested young minds and bodies over many years. Will the book be thrown at these affluent sports personalities ? Doubtful !

On with the show….

Stepfather accused of putting hidden video camera in bathroom

LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Las Cruces police arrested a 40-year-old Las Cruces man for allegedly videotaping his stepdaughter in the shower.

Dawnee Logan, who was 19-years-old at the time of the incidents, said that she discovered a camera disguised as a pen in the bathroom in September.

“I untwisted it and there was a USB flash-drive in the middle of it,” Logan said.

Logan handed the device over to police, and they found five videos of Logan in the shower.

Police arrested her stepfather, Christopher Cooksey, on Wednesday and charged him with five counts of voyeurism.

At least he wasnt her real father .. ewwwww

Man accused of peeping on mom, daughter in Epcot women’s restroom

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — A Winter Park man is accused of sneaking his way into a women’s bathroom at Walt Disney World and peeping on a mother and her daughter.

Investigators said 42-year-old Lloyd Miller was arrested on Thursday after the family caught the man in a stall at Epcot.

According to the arrest report, the family spotted Miller hiding in a stall, standing on a toilet and peaking his head over to look at them.

The report said that when the mother and daughter saw him, he said “it was an accident,” and then ran off.

Yeah .. that’s a sick mofo for sure, but it’s nothing compared to some of the twisted perverted shit Walt Disney themselves throws out at children. Here is the latest I ran across. Why look boys and girls, it’s Minnie Mouse holding a rubber penis dildo while with Mickey. [*EDIT 2:00 PM EST* - After looking again in disbelief, it's Mickey who is holding the dildo. ]

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FrEaKy SeX FrIdAy – Internet Sex Sting – Video Edition 11/4/2011

Posted by ConspiracyDude on November 4, 2011

I can’t believe people are this desperate and still fall for this crap. I mean come on, if you are chatting with an underage girl or boy on the internet about having Sex, chances are in this day and age it’s a setup.

Investigators release details of internet sex sting

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — A youth pastor, a fire lieutenant, a doctor, and theme park employees are just a few of the people arrested in an online child sex sting in Orange County.

Fifty people were arrested as part of Operation Spider Web. Channel 9 was the first to report on the sting operation Monday. Now, the Orange County Sheriff’s Office has released more information about the bust.

Here’s how the sting worked; 50 detectives took part in online chat rooms, some posing as parents offering sex with their children, others posing as children themselves. They set up in a west Orange County home where the people came to meet what they thought where children ranging in ages 8 to 15. Instead officers surprised them and took the people down. One of those arrested had a knife in his pocket with his hand on it. Thirty-three of those arrested came from other counties, even other states to have sex with children. Even with the busts completed police say there is still a lot of work to be done.

“In this case a lot of it will involve forensic information. I know the sheriff’s office executed a lot of search warrants on these individuals homes to get their personal computers,” said Assistant State Attorney Deborah Barra.

Channel 9 is working with the sheriff’s office to find out more about some of those arrested, like Michael Lee, a 32-year-old youth pastor at Eastland Baptist Church on Lake Underhill road.

The majority of those arrested in the sting operation have bonded out of jail.

Link to vidoe of arrests – Raw Video (explicit): Internet sex sting arrests. – Explicit I reckon because of the police violence. There is NO Sex scene hahaha you pervert ;) .

On a side note, a comment found on the source page linked above. I agree with this assessment after viewing the video.

Posted by Drigh13 at 4:21 p.m. November 1, 2011

I am all for these people being busted and having the key thrown away, but watching the way that these overzealous sheriffs deputies throw them around and yell “stop resisting” before they even identify themselves at times leaves me with a raised eyebrow. The testoserone level might need to be bumped down a few degrees.

I understand the inherent danger and the need to strike quick, but the CYA shouting of “stop resisting” just sounds like an excuse to beat up a suspect, which isn’t cool. Even if these guys deserve it.

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FrEaKy SeX FrIdAy – Halloween edition 2011

Posted by ConspiracyDude on October 28, 2011

Sex Offender ? NO trick or treating for you.

This story comes from local media out of Alabama [bold text added]:

No trick or treating for Russell Co. sex offenders

The Russell County Sheriff’s Office says it wants to make sure parents have one less thing to worry about when their children go trick or treating next Monday night.

On Halloween, from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m., the Russell County Sheriff’s Office is partnering with the Alabama Board of Pardons and Paroles to sponsor a meeting of all registered sex offenders in the county.

All sex offenders who are on probation are required to attend. Sex offenders who are not on probation are encouraged to attend. “We’re just kind of improving on what I already thought was a good idea that they tried last year or the year before. and so um, the state probation office, pardons and paroles office actually said yes you can do this, we’ll make them be there if you’re willing to help provide security so we’re doing that,” explained Sheriff Heath Taylor.

The meeting on Monday night for the 150 registered sex offenders is being held at the Russell County Courthouse.

Nothing wrong with this. Protecting children from sexual predators and offenders. Well hold on just a gosh darn minute. They say "All sex offenders".

Why does a person convicted of a sexual assault [on his own wife] and now a registered sex offender have to come to this meeting of ‘sex offenders’ ? He didn’t molest a child. He got into a fight after having sex with his wife and she called the cops. They were both drinking, but only took him to jail and charged him with sexual assault. He is a registered sex offender for life because of this. Sorry Dave !

What else is wrong with this meeting of sex offenders, especially those convicted of pedophilia ? Well slap me silly, but now they know who their friends are in the local area. Y’all have just set up a networking group of sexual deviants to share and exchange ideas. Most of them probably already knew each other, or that the other existed through a search of the public registry, but now they are in contact with each other. Thanks local law enforcement !!

By the way, here I am in my Halloween costume -
Cant wait to try it out on the neighborhood …

Hey kid, I got some candy for you !

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Barack Obama is Bisexual

Posted by ConspiracyDude on June 19, 2011

Can you believe this load of crap. Sure many of us had our doubts for some time now, but this removes all of them.

Barack Obama and David Cameron are kissing

To bad .. or should I say good thing this isn’t true. It is photo shopped. Here is the image used of Barack kissing Michelle Obama. I’ll circle the proof for you. Within the circle is a patch of skin the person who made the photo shopped image forgot to remove. There are other tells if you look close enough in your own photo editing software, but the skin is the most obvious to the naked eye.

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Posted in B'Man's Snarks, Barack Obama, Freaky Sex Friday, Humor, Photoshop | Tagged: , , , , , | 13 Comments »

Freak Sex Friday: Kid’s Jewelry, Vaginal Weightlifting and The Story

Posted by BuelahMan on October 16, 2009

And as a bonus, if caught in a harrowing situation, getting out is all in the story:

h/t Miss Cellania

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Freaky Sex Friday: Love At First Sight

Posted by BuelahMan on January 9, 2009

He just met her…

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Sex Shop Sicko

A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.

Business owners believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in the past several days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in at his recently opened shop, the doll-snatcher had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

What a nasty bastard (and I bet he didn’t even tell her “goodbye”, either)

And that’s my Offbeat Opinion on this Topix.

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Freaky Sex Friday: Finger Lickin’ Good???

Posted by BuelahMan on December 19, 2008

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Some people just gotta get their kicks in weird ways, I guess. I wonder what it is like to ‘hang out’ at the farm… especially during the winter?

German TV farmer slammed for fingering his chickens

Animal rights organisation PETA has launched an official complaint against German TV farmer Hansi – for sexually abusing chickens!

The 71-year-old contestant on the fourth series of Germany’s hit TV show ‘Bauer sucht Frau’ (‘Farmer wants a Wife’) was seen sexually stimulating his chickens with his finger. In a shocking series finale, he told his chosen partner, blonde Marianne (66) from Hamburg, “this is how they get an orgasm”.

Needless to say she was not impressed:You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals… I am disgusted. This is not my world.” Marianne promptly packed her bags and left Hansi alone to tend to his chickens.

Along with many of the record 8.6 million other TV viewers, PETA spokesman Harald Ullmann (52) was not happy: “This behaviour is an offence and is not acceptable.” The agency has now launched an abuse complaint against the farmer.

But Hansi doesn’t see anything wrong with his chicken petting: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.”

The gruff farmer, who drinks raw eggs and sugar for breakfast, added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”

His other favourite pastime is walking around his farm in the nude: “Being naked is a beautiful thing.”

Yes, there are nudie pics found here. (h/t Daily Rotten) BTW: He Loves To show off his pecker.

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Freaky Sex Friday: Bush Is Back (And So Am I)

Posted by BuelahMan on December 12, 2008

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How many of you are giddily awaiting the news that Bush is back for another show? Here is wishing for all you women to rid yourself of blades, Nair, wax and get ready for teeth to rid yourself of your president:

Bush Is Back … (In Your Pants)

It should probably come as no surprise that the biggest economic crisis since the Great Depression would inspire a little fuzz. Conspicuous spending is out, after all. And maintaining a stripper-worthy wax job ain’t cheap.

“It’s back to shaving in the shower for me,” says Catlin, a brand manager for a Los Angeles fashion label.”

“It’s a fortune to keep a trim bush,” bemoans Meredith, a healthcare marketing executive.”

“But it isn’t just hard times driving this trend. After seeing the shaved beav of nearly every pop tart, after years of porn going mainstream, isn’t the thrill of the bare vage getting a little stale? If not, you know, creepy?”

“I first took a lady Schick to my bikini line sometime during the second term of the Reagan administration. The process guaranteed unpleasantries: razor burn and in-grown hairs, not to mention the constant and necessary repetition. But in time, with increased skill, the invention of the gazillion-blade razor and ladies-only shave gel, I gave the task little thought. Until I moved to New York City, of course, where highlights from a New Jersey mall and a “natural” brow were the sartorial equivalents of hate crime. Eventually, seduced by the city’s indulgent carelessness, I let Sonya and her thick imported Brazilian wax have their way with me. My lady garden — once lush — now lay nearly bare. And for years, that’s how it stayed: a tiny patch of hair, not dissimilar to Hitler’s mustache.

But in recent months, I’ve longed for the fuller landscape of yesteryear. While I’ve become accustomed to some benefits of the Brazilian — it does clear a nice path for action — I’m aching for change. The act itself is invasive. I’m feeling a little rebellious. And, hey, money is tight.

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Green porno– who’d thunk’ed it

Posted by Lynda on September 19, 2008

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Are you into green porno?? Watch the film and then take the quiz!

Posted in Blogs: Information, Politics and Humor, BuelahFamily & BuelahFriends, Freaky Sex Friday, Humor, Lynda, Uncategorized, Video | Leave a Comment »

The 66 Club… yo’ babies daddy

Posted by Lynda on September 5, 2008

Some women belong to book clubs or professional societies – but this documentary features a women’s group with a difference.
The 66 Club is a group of American women

brought together on the internet by one man’s sperm.
Eight years ago Wendy and Ryan Kramer set up a website called the Donor Sibling Registry (DSR), and the 66 Club is just one group of many who have been brought together by the double helix of their DNA.
All the women used the same anonymous donor, number 66, and their children share the same biological father.
Twenty year old Rebecca looks more like her 15-year old half sister McKenzie than her twin sister Erin.
There’s now a whole generation of donor-conceived children like Rebecca and Ryan reaching adulthood, and they are looking for answers and demanding accountability.
Since launching the website, Wendy and Ryan have been responsible for bringing thousands of donor-conceived children together with their half siblings and sometimes their biological fathers.
There are now over 21,000 parents, children and donors registered with the site, and some 5,500 matches have been made all over the world.
But the DSR has also opened a Pandora’s box of issues;
about the right of donor-conceived children to know about their genetic origins;
about potential medical issues;
and about the lack of regulation in a multi-million dollar industry.
Despite assurances by the sperm banks that donors are “retired” after nine or ten births, one donor’s sperm has resulted in over a hundred half siblings, but continues to be sold.

Posted in Accountability, Responsibility & Answerability, Big Meds, Big Money, BuelahFamily & BuelahFriends, Freaky Sex Friday, Health, Lynda, Odd, Weird and Generally Strange, Uncategorized | Leave a Comment »

Visiting France SOON!

Posted by Lynda on August 9, 2008

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1720316,00.html?iid=sphere-inline-sidebar 

                                 More Sex Please, We’re French

Ooh-la-la! According to the new “Study of Sexuality in France,” both the number of partners and diversity of sexual activity has significantly increased in France. What could be more French than sex? More sex, as it turns out — especially if you happen to be a woman. Nearly 40 years after France’s May 1968 revolution spawned the slogan “pleasure without obstruction,” a new study finds that the French of both genders are engaging in more varied and frequent sex than ever before — and both earlier and later into life. Yet perhaps the most significant finding in the report is that French women have been playing serious sexual catch-up with their male counterparts since the last national sex survey in 1992.  According to the new 600-page “Study of Sexuality in France,” commissioned by France’s National Research Agency on AIDS, both the number of partners and diversity of sexual activity has significantly increased in France in the last decade. That’s perhaps not surprising, given how much more sex there is in entertainment, on the internet, and in public discussion. Less expected, however, is how thoroughly French women have closed the gap with men in terms of number of lovers, age of initiation, and variety of acts engaged in. In some measures, women have overtaken men for the first time. Only 3.5% of women aged 18-35 years now say they are sexually abstinent, for example, versus 6.2% for males of the same age. French women are engaging in sex from a younger age and more frequently than before, while 20% of French men aged 18-24 years say they have no interest in sexual or romantic activity whatever.  The study, which surveyed more than 12,000 men and women between the ages of 18 and 69, reports the average age of first sexual intercourse to be 17.2 years for French men, and 17.6 for women — down from nearly 20 years among females in 1996. (Comparable figures in the U.S. show average age for first intercourse as 17.3 years for males and 17.5 for women.) The number of lifetime sexual partners is also on the rise: French women between the ages of 30 and 49 report an average 5.1 amants in their lives (compared to 4 in 1992 and 1.5 in 1970). Men of the same age group give considerably higher numbers — 12.9 partners today — but have changed little over those declared in 1992 (12.6) and 1970 (12.8). Meanwhile, the percentage of people saying they’d had only one sexual partner in their lives has fallen from 43% in 1992 for women to 34% today, compared to 16% among men (down from 18% and 21% in 1970 and 1992 respectively). Fully 90% of women over the age of 50 say they remain sexually active, a big jump from 50% in 1970.

The reason for flagging inhibitions? The study suggests the changes are largely due to increased accessibility to sexual content and the greater ease with which like-minded partners can find one another. The report finds that a staggering two out of every three kids in France has seen a porno film by the age of 11; 10% of women and 13% of men, meanwhile, said they’d use web sites to link up with prospective partners. At younger ages, the percentage of women using the net to arrange dates surpasses that of males.

But all that increased friskiness doesn’t necessarily mean the French are happier and better adjusted in the sack. Nearly 36% of French women say they’ve suffered “frequent or occasion” sexual dysfunction in the past year of their lives, while just over 21% of French men declared the same. That may explain why an estimated 500,000 patients in France visit sex counselors. But the study shows that some enduring French sexual myths are in fact without foundation, particularly the traditional contention of French men that their naturally larger sexual appetites give them grounds to fool around more. French women, it turns out, could make the same argument.

Posted in Freaky Sex Friday, Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Freaky Sex Friday: Have You Humped a Whale Lately?

Posted by BuelahMan on March 14, 2008

Humping a Whale

No, I’m not talking about your fatass husband (hey, I resemble that remark)…

I imagine our military’s endeavor in the Middle East as such a dead, big, non-fulfilling (for either party) stab into stupidity. In our case, we killed the whale on purpose and now are humping the hell out of it.

America’s leadership is officially a bunch of sick, whale necrophiliacs.

Are you rednecks proud yet?

Posted in Big Military, Corruption, Freaky Sex Friday, Humor | 1 Comment »

 
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