Freaky Sex Friday: Why You Should Learn English

Warning: Rough Language!

Freaky Sex Friday: Watermelon, The New Viagra

Nutrient in watermelon yields Viagra-like results

I’ll link you to the AP article (which I won’t C&P because they are assholes) found at various sites.

This is cool because it means that watermelon can be used for something other than a country boy cutting a hole in the end…

Freaky Sex Friday: When She’s Wore Out, It’s Time To Pull Out

Freaky Sex Friday: RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome)

Freaky Sex Friday: Dressing Up Dick (BEWARE Graphic Images)

Submitted by an old buddy of mine:

 

 

I personally wear a sombrero, but no recent pics. 

Freaky Sex Friday: VD is for Everyone

Don’t be left out. VD is for everyone!
For instructions on how to obtain VD, please call 1-800-VDis4u2

from www.stupidvideos.com posted with vodpod

Freaky Sex Friday: Penis-Shaped Veal Cutlets and Chicken Neck Vulvas

I’m back (kinda). Will be taking it easy for the next few days (my back is freaking hurting). Will update on the surgery when I can sit here for a while.

But, since I missed Freaky Sex Friday, a late submission.

Mmmm

Naughty Butcher Specializes In Penis-Shaped Veal Cutlet

Freaky Sex Friday: Another ReTHUGlican Sex Freak

So what else is new?

NOTE: I know its not Friday, but I am travelling overnight tonight and I am not sure if I will have internet accessability tonight or tomorrow AM.

So, a little Freaky Sex on a Thursday never heurt anyone…

All Muck is Local: Sex and Lots and Lots of Videotape

By Lila Shapiro - April 13, 2008, 12:07PM

For days, Bruce Barclay’s political career hung in the balance. The Republican commissioner of Cumberland County, Pennsylvania, had been accused of rape — by a man, no less — and the police were bearing down. Barclay’s lawyer issued a strong denial (”This accusation of rape is ludicrous It will be defended forever and is wrong.”). But it was clear things were looking pretty dicey. Until… vindication! Well, sort of.

On March 31st, police, investigating the allegation of rape by the 20-year old Marshall McCurdy, obtained a warrant to search Barclay’s home. They didn’t find evidence of rape. But they did find videotapes of hundreds of sexual encounters with men that Barclay had filmed on high-tech surveillance cameras. The cameras were hidden inside AM/FM radios, motion detectors and intercom speaker systems, among other places. There was also one at his business office.

None of the subjects were aware they were being filmed and no permission had been obtained, Barclay admitted. According to a second warrant issued on April 9th, Barclay also admitted to hiring prostitutes on a weekly basis from the now-defunct website harrisburgfratboys.com.

On April 10th, the rape charges were dropped. One of the videos found during the search showed Barclay and McCurdy engaging in apparently consensual sex. As his lawyer put it:

“It is clear in my client’s private life he has made an error of judgment. What is striking is this very same lack of judgment exonerates him from a rape allegation that wasn’t going anywhere.”

Sadly, his vindication was his undoing. Barclay was forced to resign.

And legally, Barclay’s not quite out of the woods yet– he’s still facing possible charges for privacy violations and promoting prostitution. McCurdy, however, has been charged with making false reports to law enforcement authorities and unsworn falsifications to authorities. He’s up for a possible 3-year prison stint and $7,500 in fines.

Freaky Sex Friday: She Gotta Big Butt

BEWARE: Crude Language

OK, I’m a big guy… overweight with a bit of a belly. But, the bigger I get the less appealing I feel towards another. When I see stuff like this, first I say, “Oooo”, until I realize that these ladies have got something else that gives them this self-awareness of their own sexuality, then I think, “Good for them”, if they are proud of what they have.

Personally, I lose more attractiveness the more weight I put on, so there is something pretty impressive about these ladies, in my opinion.

But, dang it, this is freaky… I can’t help myself and I am not coming down on fat people (I am one)…

Freaky Sex Friday: Comparing Political Whores

WARNING: Rough Language 

Freaky Sex Friday… Proof that Porn Causes Rape

Rogue monkey accused of attempted rapes

by Ben HazellLocals in the Indian village of Cherukulapadu are claiming a sex-crazed monkey has attempted a series of rapes on local women.

Delhi’s monkey business takes sinister twist

Man said ‘wombat rape’ led to accent change

According to The Sun newspaper, the 3ft langur monkey had lived peacefully beside villagers in the Hyderabad region for years.But the primate was overcome by lust after watching a couple engaged in amorous activities in a field, and is said to be copying the behavior.

An elderly woman is reported to have died of shock after the monkey jumped on her.

A local villager said: “It’s awful. It keeps trying to do what it saw in the field!

We’re waiting for a forestry team to catch it” she added.

India has had problems with monkey violence in the past, and in some areas has resorted to training larger, more violent monkeys to combat the pests.

Last year the deputy mayor of Delhi was killed after being attacked by a hoard of wild monkeys on a balcony.

In another incident in Delhi a monkey is claimed to have snatched a two-year-old baby from its mother’s arms.

The city now employs monkey catchers to round them up and return them to nearby forests. Local authorities have met resistance when they try to move the monkeys to other areas.

Culling the creatures is seen as unacceptable to devout Hindus, who see the monkeys as manifestations of the god Hanuman and often feed them.

UPDATED: Very Close Freaky Sex Friday Runner Up

American caught having sex with picnic table

An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table.

Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.

The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.

Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: “He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.”… (more here)

Freaky Sex Friday: Proof of Evolution

These skills had to evolve into the human actions we have come to enjoy.

How else do you explain Scooter Libby’s release?

Freaky Sex Friday: Have You Humped a Whale Lately?

No, I’m not talking about your fatass husband (hey, I resemble that remark)…

I imagine our military’s endeavor in the Middle East as such a dead, big, non-fulfilling (for either party) stab into stupidity. In our case, we killed the whale on purpose and now are humping the hell out of it.

America’s leadership is officially a bunch of sick, whale necrophiliacs.

Are you rednecks proud yet?