Richard Noggin Saturday: Barack “W” Obama- Eagerly Following In Evil’s Footsteps

alyingobamaYou rednecks still proud of your Corporately appointed president? Still going to defend him even when the very base promiselie he made to get you gullible sheople to elect him is now a historical side note? Of course John McCain would do the same shit, he just has no gravitas to pull off the lie, as did Mr Obama. But this ain’t about them anymore, is it? This is about us rednecks who are apparently too stupid to realize that both of the corporately funded parties don’t give a rat’s ass about us (unless, somehow, it is politically expedient). But nowadays, their blatant lies and deceit isn’t even really hidden. They wore your asses out with numbnuts “W” and gave you Mr Suave to give you the illusion of sanity, but guess what… its the same old, same old when it comes to military policy (and quite a few other policies endearing to their Masters).

Here is the deal in a nutshell. Mr Obama smoothly fills you a line of shit, and you swallow. You are desperate for a hero, but, of course, he is in a desperate place right now, for the country is falling apart all around him. Thank God he has advisers that make sure that those in power (the Corporate Elite, ie… Big Money) are well taken care of and that their ultimate goal of world power and hegemony is served. For each and every redneck needs to understand one simple fact:  Mr Obama’s country (hence, YOUR country), come hell or high water, IS going to steal the world’s energy sources. That’s a Fact. It is the purpose of those who actually run things to make us and keep us an Empire. Until this one basic issue is resolved, NOTHING can be healed.

Even the suave and sophisticated Barack Obama must serve this purpose. Even if he wants to do differently, he won’t.

Look here. There are “officially” 860 US military bases scattered throughout the world, according to the Penatgon. But David Devine points out:

Officially the Pentagon counts 865 base sites, but this notoriously unreliable number omits all our bases in Iraq (likely over 100) and Afghanistan (80 and counting), among many other well-known and secretive bases. More than half a century after World War II and the Korean War, we still have 268 bases in Germany, 124 in Japan, and 87 in South Korea. Others are scattered around the globe in places like Aruba and Australia, Bulgaria and Bahrain, Colombia and Greece, Djibouti, Egypt, Kuwait, Qatar, Romania, Singapore, and of course, Guantánamo Bay, Cuba – just to name a few. Among the installations considered critical to our national security are a ski center in the Bavarian Alps, resorts in Seoul and Tokyo, and 234 golf courses the Pentagon runs worldwide.

Of course this doesn’t address the ones we have here in the US, nor am I suggesting that each and every foreign base needs to be shut down at this time (for each should be evaluated on its own purpose). But 268 in Germany alone? Give me a break.

If that breakdown isn’t staggering and eye-opening, I am afraid you will never get it. If you will insist to me that all of these are needed in this time of economicbarack-obama-is-on-fire hardships here, within our borders, or that “it is because of the military we owe our freedoms” (as if this justifies spending any and every amount they ask for), then you are a reckless (and clueless) person. We need our military to defend us, not to secure an energy source we are stealing from another country or to prop up a failed Cold War mentality. We don’t need many of those bases and untold amounts of money could be used here, in America, where we need it.

I will also point out that we NEED our militia (National Guard) home NOW. Their entire purpose is to be here instead of the US Forces that are training to do this. Do you wonder why they would be training American combat forces to “help” American citizens when we have  a National Guard who should be doing this, yet many of them have or are now serving in combat?

Mr Obama’s “residual force” (suave speak for troops left to protect our energy thievery) is 50,000 (according to Dandelion Salad’s link). Of course his peanut gallery full of Obamamaniacs will scream that this is what he always meant in his rhetoric. That “combat troops” and “residual forces” are somehow NOT the same thing (when the very basis for their being there is to protect “our resources“; at least according to the “scariest dude I know” tally whacker on Glenn Beck’s show, as if anything in Iraq belongs to us now that we mistakenlypurposefully invaded their country over mistakenfalse pretenseslies).

This is the epitome of Jingoism (or spread-eagleism). If you believe that any thing in Iraq, oil or whatever, is ours, then you are no true patriot. And neither is “the scariest dude I know”, along with every other nincompoop who suggests such a thing. Because I guarantee this, if the shoe were on the other foot (and some asshole Empire invaded the US) your whole story would be different. You would be pissed and you would do something about it (because the shit in America is American). At least a true American Patriot would. And this means that a true American Patriot would understand the plight of those who have been done so wrong for such admittedly bogus reasons and would stand up for them, the innocent.

It used to be that southerners were very patriotic (when the word meant more than just garbling up whatever their preacher told them is patriotic). Now we believe that a flag pin or a flag bumper sticker, along with believing anything the lying leaders tell us is enough to be “patriotic”. But patriotism isn’t nationalism or trusting and believeing what your “leaders” tell you.

Socrates pondered:

“patriotism does not require one to agree with everything that his country does and would actually promote analytical questioning in a quest to make the country the best it possibly can be.”

In other words, a True Patriot will actually Question everything analytically and not just believe their leaders or what his country does elsewhere in the world. Especially when it goes against everything that this country was founded upon. Just read the constitution to get a feel for what I’m talking about. You never know what you might learn.

Setting The Standard: My New Goal In Life

How 'bout one of you ladies tonguing those ears... maybe a braid will do

How 'bout one of you ladies tonguing those ears...

The World’s Longest Ear Hair

Officially recognised by Guinness in 2003 as having the longest ear hair in the world, Radhakant has carefully coifed his ear-folicles from 13.2cm to their current ear-itching length.

Considered by Radhakant, 58, to be symbol of luck and prosperity, his incredible ear-hair has been growing since he was 18 and more importantly has never been cut.

He added: “Before people would tease me, not maliciously, but still would ask me why my I never cut my ear hair.

“Now I tell people with pride about the good fortune that my hair has brought me.

“I am sure that no one in the world has ear-hair longer than mine and my hair is almost double the length of the first record I set in 2003.

“We are currently waiting for confirmation from Guinness that my ear hair, which stands at 25cm is now the new standard for men with extreme ear-hair.”

via – The World’s Longest Ear Hair.

B’Man’s Wacky Weed Watch: Nixon Quotes On Marijuana

squirrelpotds6-tmYeah, another “Watch”.  There are a few issues that I study deeply and try to understand every nuance, especially when related to the Government’s stance towards personal rights issues. Sometimes I “watch” individuals, maybe half in jest, but to serve a point that they should know that at least one redneck is not fooled by their propaganda and lies.

There is another, more focused group that I “watch” and these I do take time to evaluate every aspect and issue. Cannabis/hemp re-legalization is one of them. If any half-way open minded person could shelf the government’s propaganda and lies (and now society’s complicit brainwashing… thankfully, now rationally changing to a more sensible understanding), then they would hear the facts and details about the history of this “weed” and be able to form their own, REAL opinion.

Almost anyone who has smoked it will tell you that it didn’t cause them the horrific issues the Lunatic Weed Fringe keeps suggesting. And any sick person who has used it will swear by its medicinal purpose (I can attest… it stopped my migraines, best I can tell).

The fact is that this wonder drug has been politically eradicated and it always revolves around Big Money. In some form or fashion (Big Oil vs alcohol and fuel, Big Meds vs natural remedies that cannot be trademarked, patented and made millions off of, Big Prison vs citizens who harm no one, not to mention Big Military’s two-faced attitude about it determined by whether or not we are in war or not), Big Money is what keeps this thing from helping people, while at the same time making people’s lives worse by imprisoning them for a harmless and actually beneficial substance.

Anyway, my first “watch” will feature a post at Designer High (now over to the right on my Drug War Blogroll) ———->

Its a post called “Nixon Quotes On Marijuana” which features some telling examples of complicity and lies in a bullshit “war”.

“The most notable statement that can be made about the vast majority of marihuana users – experimenters and intermittent users – is that they are essentially indistinguishable from their non-marihuana using peers by any fundamental criterion other than their marihuana use.”

“I want a Goddamn strong statement about marijuana. Can I get that out of this sonofabitching, uh, Domestic Council? I mean one on marijuana that just tears the ass out of them.”

“But, believe me, it is true, the thing about the drug, once people cross that line from the [unintelligible] straight society to the drug society, it’s a very great possibility they’re going to go further.”

“At least with liquor I don’t lose motivation.”

“I see another thing in the news summary this morning about it. That’s a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob, what is the matter with them? I suppose it’s because most of them are psychiatrists.”

“By God we are going to hit the marijuana thing, and I want to hit it right square in the puss, I want to find a way of putting more on that.”

“You see, homosexuality, dope, immorality in general. These are the enemies of strong societies. That’s why the Communists and the left-wingers are pushing the stuff, they’re trying to destroy us.”

“You have to face the fact that the whole problem is really the blacks. The key is to devise a system that recognizes this all while not appearing to.”

“Soft-headed psychiatrists who work in places like NIMH (National Institute for Mental Health) favor marijuana because they’re probably all on the stuff themselves.”

Here’s a similar article from a Designer High favorite:

Freaky Sex Friday: Love At First Sight

He just met her…


Sex Shop Sicko

A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.

Business owners believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in the past several days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in at his recently opened shop, the doll-snatcher had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

What a nasty bastard (and I bet he didn’t even tell her “goodbye”, either)

And that’s my Offbeat Opinion on this Topix.

B’Man’s Christmas Wishes: Gaseous Gorilla Gift Giving

Chessington World of Adventures recently had to deal with a King Pong of a smelly situation I linked to and wrote about last week here. Apparently Brussels sprouts cause gorillas to fart horrendously noxious gas bombs that were driving away customers, so they decided stop feeding them during open hours.

Now, since I love sprouts so much, I find this repulsive on its face, so I immediately felt something needed to be done. Before I freaked the monkey shit out on them, I read this:

Zoo keepers will now give the usual diet of vegetables, fruits, nuts and leaves during opening hours but will add the sprouts in the evenings and let them trumpet to their hearts content.

Thank goodness. At least they are going to feed them sprouts after closing hours. (Did anyone else notice the reference to a trumpet in there? Are these farts obnoxiously LOUD, as well?)

I also noted that they are going to forgo the new rules and give these gorillas a special Christmas gift.

You see, miracles DO happen at Christmas time.


Smell my finger

What would I do without my “News you cannot possible use“?

BuelahMan’s Solution For Our Failed Economy

I say we start a “Bush Shoe” company and sell shoes in the US (I have seriously wanted to order a pair). Can you imagine the influx of capital into the system of those who want to buy.

Put the chimp on a dunk booth pedestal and our worries are over. Add acid, instead of water and we bail out the world:

Robert Tait in Istanbul
The Guardian
Monday 22 December 2008

Their deployment as a makeshift missile robbed President George Bush of his dignity and landed their owner in jail. But the world’s most notorious pair of shoes have yielded an unexpected bonanza for a Turkish shoemaker.

Ramazan Baydan, owner of the Istanbul-based Baydan Shoe Company, has been swamped with orders from across the world, after insisting that his company produced the black leather shoes which the Iraqi journalist Muntazar al-Zaidi threw at Bush during a press conference in Baghdad last Sunday.

Baydan has recruited an extra 100 staff to meet orders for 300,000 pairs of Model 271 – more than four times the shoe’s normal annual sale – following an outpouring of support for Zaidi’s act, which was intended as a protest, but led to his arrest by Iraqi security forces.

Orders have come mainly from the US and Britain, and from neighbouring Muslim countries, he said.

Around 120,000 pairs have been ordered from Iraq, while a US company has placed a request for 18,000. A British firm is understood to have offered to serve as European distributor for the shoes, which have been on the market since 1999 and sell at around £28 in Turkey. A sharp rise in orders has been recorded in Syria, Egypt and Iran, where the main shoemaker’s federation has offered to provide Zaidi and his family with a lifetime’s supply of shoes.

To meet the mood of the marketplace, Baydan is planning to rename the model “the Bush Shoe” or “Bye-Bye Bush”.

“We’ve been selling these shoes for years but, thanks to Bush, orders are flying in like crazy. We’ve even hired an agency to look at television advertising,” he said.

Zaidi has been in custody since the shoe-throwing incident, amid claims that he has been badly beaten. He faces a possible jail sentence for insulting a foreign leader, but has reportedly apologised and requested a pardon from Iraq’s prime minister, Nouri al-Maliki.

High School Drop Out? Here Is The Job For You…


Manu, 31, from the southern city of Chennai, claims to have experimented with almost all varieties of snakes, including cobras, common kraits, sand boas and rat snakes but said his favourite was the cobra because of its ferocious agility.

Manu, a high school drop-out, said that as an eight-year-old he would amuse his classmates by inserting chalk and erasers into his nostrils and pulling them out through his mouth, before deciding to try the unusual alternative of live snakes.

He passes the snake through the passage which connects the back of the throat to the nasal cavity.

The married father-of-two said: “I got the idea to feed snakes through my nose while I was attending a yoga class aged 13.

“My guru made me believe that every person has the ability to do something unique. All my friends used to do different tricks and I also wanted to do something different.

“I first practised with a wire. I used to put wire into my nose and pull it through my mouth. I also used to pull threads and chalk. Then I switched to snakes. This is how I started.”

Admitting he has been bitten several times while attempting the bizarre trick, Manu claims to shrug off the pain.

“Sometimes it hurts, particularly if a big snake bites me, but I concentrate on being relaxed through yoga techniques.

“Doing this has brought me many fans and I love to entertain them.

“I want to tell the world that I am proud of India – I hope everyone sees my feats so that they are inspired to try something unique of their own.”

From The Telegraph UK (tribute to my English friend in NJ).

The Good Ole Days

College days…?  Old partying days with your best friends..?  youthful abandament… ah, those were the days. Recall how much we all just had to mess with those who were really f’ed up? [of course we were well on our way too]  lol… These pics should remind you of things you did to friends…or things they did to you. lol lol. Or, things you wished you had done. Someone actually tucked me in a small alcove, on top of a radiator once in St. Louis!… all I knew is the next day my knees were in my face and I couldn’t move!, oh yeah… and there was the time I ended up waking up in top of a tree. lol. Ok, I’ll stop now. BUT there are some of you reading this that I have seen in some pretty odd situations yourselves. lol

(Note from BuelahMan: Lynda sent this and I thought it would be a great post, so I added a few of my own drunk pics… and yes, I have been found in a few weird positions, but being tucked (or was it fuc@#d) in her small alcove?)


WTF Thursday: In Palin We Trust

Linked by Alternet, I read this blog post at Socialogical Images about a Palin Look-alike contest at a Nevada Strip Club. Funny and the ladies aren’t too bad.

There will be those who consider this sexist or whatever, but I believe all is fair in love and politics. The fact is that this woman has made her entire career using this very same sexual exploitation and you women know it. So don’t go there to defend her.

Speaking for myself, I do not think the woman is all that attractive. She is pretty, yes, but being attractive means more to me. Being “attractive” means that people want to be around or close to you. I wouldn’t spend 2 minutes with this maniac, Palin. And even if she isn’t a maniac, she is a calculating scurge that is simply playing a role that was thrust upon her. Her entire career, from what I have read has been nothing but lies and using other’s power and influence to go places (like the Governor’s mansion).

I am not fooled by it. I am not fooled into thinking that her hunting makes her anything special. An ability to shoot animals from a helicopter doesn’t show me anything attractive, but causes me to want to run the other way.

Yet, there are men who want to spend time with her (for whatever reason). I don’t get it, because I have had the luxury (if we could call it that) of spending ‘time’ with some of the most beautiful women around (there was a time I was considered a “catch”, myself) and what I inevitably found out is that they use whatever beauty they have to cover up shortfalls in other areas (usually intellect or passion).

To this old man, attractiveness is so much more than a pretty body and face. It is the actual desire to want to spend other, less physical time with the person that means more to me.

Grudge-f*cking is no longer a worthy goal for this old man. But it appears McBush has no qualms with it. Must be that 24 hour Levitra.

McCain McTongue McSpecial McChallenge

From the Democratic Underground, I present just a few of the entries of the PHOTOSHOP McTONGUE CHALLENGE!

Freaking LOL funny stuff.