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Happy Easter
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911 Questions? Ask Dr Shlomo!
Another brilliant and funny article by Greg at The Goon Squad
Video and voices (poorly) done by BuelahMan
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Aching News!
I’ve been after Kenny to do a video on some of his stuff and when I saw his latest post I knew that was the one. If you aren’t familiar with his blog, you need to be:
Satirical video pointing out the ludicrous recent claims bolstering something that never happened to begin with. Will they ever stop or is this simply a desperate last ditch effort because they know the jig is up.
Original article found at Kenny’s Sideshow
Additional reading:
Video, narration and voices by BuelahMan
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Proctologist Shortage in DC During AIPAC Convention
Original article by Greg at The Goon Squad
“Where Brains are Tenderly Washed, Disinfected and Made Usable Again”
http://careandwashingofthebrain.blogspot.com/2013/02/proctologist-shortage-in-dc-during.html
Additional links:
http://www.davidduke.com/?p=38299
http://www.informationclearinghouse.i…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYnbkJ…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWjwCA…
http://www.whitehouse.gov/jewishameri…
Video footage from:
http://youtu.be/1gNuC5bP8gI
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B’Man’s Redneck Watch: Happy Politically Incorrect Thanksgiving
Let’s take a little gravy and giblets… toss it around with some good old Kentucky Bourban to make a little meat mousse, so we can throw something solid down our chutes…
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Orange is a ugly culler an pilgrims was homely folks so why we cellabate this day then? Well, without ‘Ol Whitey massackrin all the RedMens, then SHAZAM, Americas was bornt! Troo story. I tell ya what, if I was Injun I’d be thanksful far two thangs: my permanent tan and my share in the locull casino. Cha-ching!!!
(Before you get all bent out of shape… Its all an act)
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The Sheople’s Church Of The Immaculate Voting Booth: The Gospel According To Government
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Freaky Sex Friday: “T”wisted “S”exual “A”ssault
Featured at LewRockwell.com
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B’Man’s Sabbath Watch: Equal Opportunity Religious Offender
I dare you not to laugh…
Ahhh. Religion.
Thanks to Dr Doug for this!
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I Don’t Want Healthcare If Just Anyone Can Have It
I Don’t Want Healthcare If Just Anyone Can Have It
By Jocelyn Chao
March 7, 2007 | ISSUE 43•10
As a concerned citizen, I must voice my adamant disapproval of the “universal health care” proposals we’ve been hearing so much about. I don’t have any gripes with expanding and improving health coverage, per se. It’s the “universal” part that irks me. Providing health care for all would completely undermine the whole idea of health care. If every last one of the 40 million uninsured bozos in this country is going to get access to the vast, virtually unnavigable system of medical care we chosen few now enjoy, then I no longer even want it.
When hospital administrators see me flash my Blue Cross card, it means something. It tells the world, “Hey, look at me: I pay increasingly high monthly premiums, submit to annual exams, and claim any health-related expenditures over seven percent of my yearly income on my taxes, and you can’t.” But when this bill passes, they’ll be handing out insurance cards willy-nilly, and nobody will be able to tell the difference between someone who’s had health coverage for 20 years and someone whose boss was compelled by law to provide it to all full-time employees.
Then again, maybe they’ll offer some sort of special Platinum Plus medical card. But I can’t count on that.
Health care is all about exclusivity, pure and simple. It’s for a group of like-minded people bonded by the dream of only having to contribute a portion of their weekly wages to ensure unfettered access to a number of licensed health care professionals. If we change all that, health care will be about as elite as a public restroom, open to any yokel who waltzes into an emergency room and can legally establish California residency.
Mark my words, this will completely destroy the allure of filling out all the necessary-but-time-consuming paperwork, choosing one primary care physician attached to one specific plan, and becoming eligible for prescription medications at a reduced rate.
The only reason this is even being considered is because a majority of voters want it. Well, of course they do—they don’t have it! But you don’t see 33rd Degree Freemasons letting any old average citizen into their inner sanctum just because he’s curious. And you won’t catch me sharing my God-given right to affordable lifesaving medical procedures with every bum who’s got a jones for another hepatitis vaccination. It’s undignified.
After all, how do I know I’ve made it in this world if I’m not able to enjoy something others can’t?
Lack of access to health care is the seventh leading cause of death in the country, and that says something. It doesn’t get much more elite than being part of a club other people are literally dying to get into. So what incentive would there be if everyone were guaranteed equal health care, regardless of income, age, or employment status? Who would be left to proudly tell their grandchildren about the glory days of PPOs? That is a future I’d rather not imagine, thank you very much.
So why the constant desire to guarantee basic yearly screenings and vital operations for all, thus creating some kind of ridiculous, unrealistic safety net? How will people fully appreciate the excellence of the American health care system without the constant threat of it being yanked away at any moment?
If middle-class children are given government-subsidized medical coverage from the beginning, they won’t have anything to look forward to when they get older. Though my offspring will never have to worry about desperately trying to scrape together the money for a hospital visit, it doesn’t mean we should do away with the millions of other uninsured Americans who show them how privileged they are to have it in the first place.
That’s just a simple matter of respect.
I urge all citizens of good sense to reject any universal health care plan that gets put forward. It’s time to stand up for what’s right, and protect our most respectable institutions. If we don’t do it now, what will they tell us next—that everyone deserves a free public education and “the right” to a fair trial?
h/t The Onion
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Bernanke Says: It Doesn’t Hurt Cause I Have Them
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How Loretta “Seize It”
Now that is funny…
Tragic Typos: Obama Wins “No Balls” Prize
Obama Wins No-Balls Prize
Nobel Committee Regrets “Tragic Typo” That Mistakenly Awarded U.S. President 2009 Peace Prize
by Michael K. Smith / August 20th, 2010
Legalienation News, Oslo
In a dramatic announcement that drew gasps of pleasure and cries of “it’s about time,” President Barack Obama today won the “No-Balls” Prize for “spinelessness above and beyond the call of duty,” while retroactively losing the 2009 Nobel Peace prize, which the awards Committee confessed had been mistakenly granted due to a “tragic typographical error.” The five-member Norwegian delegation explained that it had never intended to award Obama the Nobel prize, ironically named after Alfred Nobel, the inventor of gunpowder, but rather, the “No-Balls” prize, named after Nobel’s brother-in-law Alfred Noballs, inventor of the white flag.
“President Obama’s unparalleled record of evasions, cave-ins, and sell-outs is truly awesome,” said Committee-member Erik Wahl. “We have never seen a more immense consistency of cowardice.” Obama won handily over second-place finisher Morris “Yellow Belly” Butler, who stole money from orphans and spent it on liquor and prostitutes. Gracefully conceding defeat, Butler pronounced Obama “a champion invertebrate with few peers and no superiors.”
Archbishop Desmond Tutu of South Africa reacted with unrestrained delight: “From throwing Reverend Wright under the bus to increasing the slaughter of innocents with pilotless drone attacks, Obama has proven himself a great mass of cowardly energy time and again,” he said.
Taliban spokesman Qari Yousef Ahmadi in Afghanistan also applauded the Nobel committee’s decision, confirming that Obama was responsible for escalating war and had “the blood of countless innocents on his hands.” Few can doubt that this is the stuff of which “No Balls” winners are made.
Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki said,”It’s difficult to think of a more deserving recipient than a man who sustains simultaneous wars against defenseless populations in Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan.”
Orlando Sosa, a recent addition to the Nobel Committee, said the selection was intended to honor not just Obama’s swan dive into the lap of Big Business, but also his incredibly multi-faceted cowardice, including: (1) peerless command of euphemism and double-think; (2) outstanding capacity to orate for hours without saying a thing; (3) artful evasion of every moral point; (4) proven ability to see nuance where none exists; (5) a capacity to cave-in faster than an avalanche.
Obama conceded he was “deeply humbled” by the honor, and launched a cruise missile attack on Yemen to celebrate. The No-Balls Laureate promised to “stay the course” in Afghanistan, where he has killed more U.S. troops in 19 months than George W. Bush did in 7 years, and accelerate his extraordinary achievements in torture, environmental catastrophe, bankster bailouts, HMO fascism, and imperial wars from Colombia to Palestine.
As a gesture of good will, he pledged the $2 million cash award that comes with his prize to a deserving death squad that preys on children.
Michael K. Smith is the author of The Madness of King George from Common Courage Press. He co-blogs with Frank Scott at www.legalienate.blogspot.com. Read other articles by Michael.
h/t Dissident Voice
