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Wanna Know Who The Next POTUS Will Be? Consolt The Merovingian Line Lineage

Posted by BuelahMan on April 4, 2012

Dublinmick shared this little bit of information from the AtlanteanConspiracy blog with me and honestly I don’t know what the truth is about the theory. If all the connections are true, then we have two possible scenarios.

1: is that all the 44 POTUS’s are related or have family lineage connected to various royal families throughout time (which seems amazingly impossible to me)

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2: anyone, if they look hard enough will find they, too, have lineage back to these same royal families.

Did you know all 44 U.S. presidents have carried European royal bloodlines into office? 34 have been genetic descendants from just one person, Charlemagne, the brutal eighth century King of the Franks. 19 of them directly descended from King Edward III of England. In fact, the presidential candidate with the most royal genes has won every single American election.

According to the information link above, even the opposition party will have a royal descendant run against the royal descendant office holder. It is supposedly a shoo in. Also note that it is rumored that Bush, Cheney and Obama share royal lineage, as did Clinton and Dole. It would also explain why Obama and Osama looks so much alike, since Osama is cousins with the Queen of England (and too is Obama). Very weird stuff, but I am not convinced. It is also similar to the 6 Degrees of Separation theory.

There are theories that suggest everyone is connected and that all Europeans can find ancestral links to Charlemagne. Others note that everyone is related to Genghis Khan (since he was so “prolific”, as one commenter wrote). It appears that Obama has royal links (moreso than Bush did). Bush had more than Kerry (so he was given the title).

But the real question (as it pertains to our current plight, here in America) is should we try to find out who has the closest connections to the entire scheme of the candidates right now? Is it possible that old man Paul is related? Or Romney? Or Gingrich? Santorum?

They are all obviously crazy enough to have been mentally affected by cousin on cousin sex.

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As far as I know, I am not related to any royalty, so that explains why I am not president. What’s your excuse?

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I Recommend Rick Santorum’s Fancy Fist Of Joy For Jane Harman’s Patriot Act Woes

Posted by BuelahMan on February 2, 2012

“I’m crazy and I’m right…”

On another note of apparent insanity:

Poor Jane Harman is bothered that her government would illegally wiretap her office as she kowtows for AIPAC and seemingly commits treason (as IF anyone would actually do SOMETHING about that). Her pearls are clutched so tightly, it might choke her.

Poor thang didn’t know they were breaking the law. So, why not recall the law? Why not explain that the law is bogus and works AGAINST Americans (including the treasonous Congressmen). I suspect that when she said this about the NSA’s warrant-less wiretapping when its existence was leaked…

“I believe the program is essential to U.S. national security and that its disclosure has damaged critical intelligence capabilities.”

…she didn’t understand that such a law would also be used to monitor her illegal activities. For just like all citizens in today’s Fascist America, we are all guilty until proven innocent.

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