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We’re going back to Washington for Christians United for Israel’s Third Annual Washington-Israel Summit on July 21 to July 24. You need to be there with us!
We’re bringing together some of the most influential leaders and thinkers in Washington to update you on recent developments in the Middle East and in Washington. We’re holding a Night to Honor Israel down the street from the Capitol with Senator Joseph Lieberman and Pastor John Hagee. And we’re going to Congress so that each of you can share your support for Israel directly with your elected officials. You won’t want to miss our largest and most important Summit yet!
Israel’s critics are speaking out and making gains. Our intelligence community is ignoring the threat of a nuclear Iran. More voices in Congress are calling for an end to aid to Israel. And the Administration may soon pressure Israel to divide Jerusalem. With all of these threats emerging, it is more important than ever that pro-Israel Christians make their voices heard! CUFI’s Washington Summit is your chance to make a difference. Join us in Washington!
Come see these sulfuric minions as they explain how evil the ME and those of us who think that Jesus actually taught about peace and love… not hatred and war are: Frank ‘neocon asswipe’ Gaffney, Clifford ‘Ignorant Bushie Suck-off’ May, Rick ‘dog-fucker’ Santorum, Joe ‘I’m a Scumbag Democrat’ LIEbermann and Beezelbub himself, Pastor John ‘Snapper-Happy’ Hagee.
There is rumor that they will ask a few retired demons to make a surprise appearance from the pits of smoke and brimstone. These dark forces include the Reverend Billy Graham (known for his absolute hatred for Jews, but now is on board just for the maniacal laughs). And from the ancient tombs come various Popes along with every religious leader who has died since Christ’s death.
There is fun to be had by all as we pray for the murder of millions of rag heads, so that we can instigate the “end of the world” and cause even more death and destruction than ever thought possible. We are all giddy with anticipation.