Here’s One For The Good Guys… er, Girls

Get him, Girl

Get him, Girl

Thugs attack two transvestites… who turn out to be cage fighters wearing fancy dress

By Daily Mail Reporter

Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men – when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.

Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.

Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube – then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.

But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend’s help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.

The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee…

h/t Daily Rotten

B’Man’s Sabbath Watch: If You Can’t Kill The Demons, Marry Them

It’s Sunday and do you know where your children are?

DC mom accused of killing 4 daughters cited demons

(AP) – A woman accused of killing her four daughters told police in an interview that the girls were possessed by demons and that she got rid of most of the family’s possessions to contain the evil spirits.A District of Columbia Superior Court judge spent a second day Tuesday reviewing a recording of a police interrogation of Banita Jacks. The decomposing bodies of Jacks’ daughters—ages 5 to 17—were discovered in January 2008 when U.S. marshals came to evict her from her southeast Washington home.

Judge Frederick Weisberg was to decide whether to admit the interview as evidence in her trial. Jacks’ attorneys want it excluded. They say police were trying to get a confession from her before they had evidence that she was responsible.

Weisberg will decide the case without a jury at Jacks’ request.

Jacks’ lawyers have urged Jacks to use an insanity defense, but she has refused. Weisberg has found her competent to stand trial.

In the videotaped interview, Jacks said the girls stopped being her daughters and took on the identities of the demons.

“They got so bad,” she said.

She said her eldest daughter, Brittany, was possessed by a demon she called “Jezebel,” a prostitute who caused suffering and spread disease.

“With demon possession, you are a demon, period,” Jacks says on the recording.

Jacks said Brittany would fight her and she had to fight back. She said her younger daughters made horrible “screeching” noises and caused other problems.

Authorities have said Brittany was stabbed to death, while the others were strangled.

Jacks said the demons clung to her possessions, so she had to get rid of them to purge the demons from the house.

But Jacks said she had nothing to do with the girls’ deaths. She told detectives that her daughters inexplicably died one by one in their sleep.

“It wasn’t me,” she said.

When police questioned her about blood they found in Brittany’s room, Jacks insisted there was none.

As each of the girls died, they finally became separated from the demons, she said.

Jacks spoke in a faint voice during the interview, at times rambling or pausing. At one point, when detectives asked what she would say if the medical examiner determined Brittany had died of stab wounds, she replied that she would rather consult a lawyer before answering. However, she continued to talk about other things.

Later, after the autopsy report came in, detectives asked Jacks why her account didn’t match the finding that the girls were killed. She repeated a phrase she used many times during the interview: “None of this makes any sense.”

“This whole story is wild,” she added.

h/t Breitbart.com & Daily Rotten

US evangelist ‘married’ under-age girls, court hears

Tony Alamo, 74, who at one time turned his ministry into a multi-million dollar business, has denied taking young girls across state lines for sex at his trial in Texarkana, Arkansas.

On Wednesday, one of his former wives told the court that the preacher had so many partners that he scheduled how often he would have sex with each of them.

The 30-year-old woman, who married Alamo when she was 15, said she began to have doubts about him when she was an adult after he graphically described sexually abusing an eight-year-old holding a stuffed animal.

She told the court that Alamo said she should not question what “the Lord told me to do”.

The woman, a third generation follower of a movement that some have dubbed a cult, said “Papa Tony” segregated children at his religious compound by gender to prevent what he called “hanky-panky”.

The children were not allowed to attend normal schools but were instead sent to classes approved by Alamo, who exercised a similarly rigid control of the adults in his flock, the court heard.

Alamo was jailed for four years in 1994 for tax evasion. The authorities raided his compound in south-western Arkansas in September last year.

If convicted, he faces 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine on each count.

Alamo, who was born Bernie Hoffman of Jewish parents, set up the Alamo Christian Foundation with his late wife, Susan, in Hollywood in 1969.

They built it into a very profitable organisation that included its own syndicated television show and even a line of “Tony Alamo” brand sequinned denim jackets.

Alamo’s teachings include the imminence of Armageddon and the collusion of the Pope and the US government in a Satanic conspiracy that was responsible for Pearl Harbor, the 9/11 attacks and the assassination of John F Kennedy.

Alamo claims the current trial is part of this Vatican-led conspiracy against him.

The trial continues.

h/t Daily Rotten

I wonder if some of you that are demon chasers agree with this tactic. Hell, even in The Exorcist, they weren’t quite as bad as the mom above. But I would imagine that those true Demon Chasers saving the world might agree that at least this woman has nothing else to worry about from her “demons”, right? Job done, hire her and move to the next ones.

Or better yet, like many other countries seem apt to do, just marry them off to the Gawdly Man from Texas and he will pound the Demon out of them (every night, probably).

On a side note, how many of you that gave that man money are glad you did? Would you defend it like you did after giving to Swaggert or the Bakers?

If there were a hell, I’d like to know these folks were going there. Unfortunately, jail time is all they get (and I hope it is “forever and ever”).

The Most Appropriate Time To Tase Someone?

If this ain’t the time, I don’t know when is:

Naked man, covered in feces Tased after truck burglary

Daily News

DESTIN — A man walked out to his vehicle June 6 to find a naked man sleeping in his truck.

According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, the nude man was 27-year-old Shane Albert King.

King had entered a 1995 Ford Explorer first and pulled out all the contents of the glove compartment before moving on to a Ford F-150 to do the same.

When a deputy arrived at the scene shortly before 7:30 a.m., he tried to wake up King and saw there was feces throughout the interior of the truck and all over King, the report said.

As King woke up, the deputy quickly placed him in handcuffs and assisted him out of the truck, the report said. The deputy also wrote that King had open sores all over his backside and legs.

King began to yell, “(Expletive) you, pigs. I’ll (expletive) all over you too. I’m going to throw my (expletive) in your mouth.”

The report said that’s when King began reaching down toward feces that had gathered on his leg. Both deputies that were on scene placed him on the ground. King began to kick and pull away from them.

One deputy told King to be still or he would be Tased. King replied, “Tase me, mother (expletive).”

King continued to resist and the deputy removed the cartridge from his M26 Taser and applied a five-second cycle to King’s right side.

King was arrested on felony charges of burglary to a vehicle, resisting arrest with violence, criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs.

h/t DailyRotten

WTF Thursday: I Double Dog Dare You

I am not sure what it is about those of us who invite the challenge of a dare, but I have been one of those that would accept most anything, as long as the challenger was willing to do the same or similar thing upon my dare. A dare for a dare, as it were.

After being dared to pick mushrooms out of cow shit to eat them, in response, I dared a guy to jump from a structure that was about 5 feet away from some giant pine trees, except that we were at least 30 or 40 feet above the ground. He was to jump from a railing and grab the tree (and climb down).

He apparently didn’t understand the gravity of gravity, because when he made it to the ground in only about 3 seconds of flesh tearing descent (and almost lost a nipple to the pine’s hard bark), he had to go to the hospital. He didn’t have a shirt on (and I was tripping and laughing so hard). It could have killed him, of course (but so could have the mushrooms killed me).

My youngest brother made a killing off of eating spiders alive ($10 or $20 per spider). I remember sitting in my living room one day while he was visiting and I saw a spider run across the carpet and all I had to do was say, “$10″. He jumped down, grabbed the spider and ate it. Simple as that.

But I bet even he wouldn’t eat a pig ball…

Plano teen eats fetal pig parts on classmates’ dare

By MATTHEW HAAG / The Dallas Morning News
mhaag@dallasnews.com
Some kids will do anything for money.

Last week at Shepton High School in Plano, a ninth-grader agreed to eat parts of a fetal pig – and not just any parts – for $50.

The second-period biology class was wrapping up a third session on dissection when a couple of students proposed the dare.

“What was I eating?” the boy recalled asking.

Testicles, the students replied.

He gulped them down one at a time, he said, trying not to bite down.

“It was just like swallowing a pill,” said the 15-year-old, who is not being identified because of his age. “It wasn’t that bad.”

School officials, who declined to comment, apparently took a different view, especially because the pigs are soaked in formaldehyde, a toxic chemical used to preserve the tissue.

They called the boy’s mother, who couldn’t be reached for comment, and a trip to the hospital followed.

“She said, ‘How could you be so stupid?’ ” the boy said.

After the hospital, he said, he went home and brushed his teeth – three times.

He said he collected $40 but owes his mom $100 for the hospital visit.

“It wasn’t very smart,” the boy said.

h/t Daily Rotten

Little Gav

chestburster

I don’t know what I’d do without Daily Rotten.

Plumber ‘gives birth’ to twin in scene reminiscent of Alien

Gavin Hyatt, 30, explained that the lump forced its way out after lying inside his abdomen since he was born.

Medics said the 4cm growth was a parasitic twin that died in the womb early in their mother’s pregnancy.Mr Hyatt, a former firefighter, from Witney, Oxfordshire, said: “Four hospital doctors had previously examined me and were all puzzled by the lump.

“Some thought it was a cyst, others an in-grown hair.

“Then one said it could be my undeveloped identical twin that I absorbed at a very early stage. I feel absolutely fine now but it has not sunk in yet that I could have had a twin brother. I have him in a jar at home and I call him little Gav. I haven’t told many people. I feel like a bit of a freak.”…

Yeah?

(Read more about Little Gav here)

Hohenwald, TN Murderer Deathbed Confesses…

Then figures out he will live, but in prison for the rest of his life. h/t Daily Rotten

SHAWNEE — A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying.

James Brewer, 58, didn’t die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge. Authorities say he killed a man he thought was involved with his wife in 1977.

Brewer, a Shawnee resident, was in an Oklahoma City hospital early last week when his wife called the Shawnee Police Department, saying her husband wanted to confess to a murder.

“He wanted to cleanse his soul, because he thought he was going to the great beyond,” Shawnee police detective Tony Grasso said.

Grasso interviewed Brewer at the hospital, but Brewer had trouble communicating because of the stroke he suffered. In the beginning, his wife agreed to translate for him but decided partway through the interview that they needed an attorney, Grasso said.

Grasso photographed and fingerprinted Brewer and contacted authorities in Tennessee.

Brewer surrendered to Tennessee authorities on Thursday. He appeared in court Monday with the same lawyer he had almost 32 years ago. He is being held in lieu of bail. A bail hearing is set for March 30.

For almost three decades, James and Dorothy Brewer had been living in Shawnee under the name of Michael and Dorothy Anderson, authorities said. Dorothy was sometimes referred to as “Dolly” or “Dot.”

The couple lived in a modest home on the south side of Shawnee. Brewer had worked at Central Plastics, a manufacturing plant, until a previous stroke about three years ago.

Brewer was arrested after the April 27, 1977, shooting death of Jimmy Carroll and charged with first-degree murder. His $50,000 bail was reduced to $10,000. When he was released on bail, Brewer legally changed his name, and the couple left for Nashville, Tenn. They later moved to Texas and then to Shawnee, where Brewer worked as a machinist for 17 years and where they raised their daughter.

“It was easy to legally change your name in 1977,” Lewis County, Tenn., Sheriff Dwayne Kilpatrick said.

Brenda Buie, Carroll’s younger sister, said she hopes this is the beginning of the end.

“I never thought this day would come,” she said.

Buie was at the hearing Monday and said James Brewer and his wife didn’t show any remorse or speak to the Carroll family.

Buie said Dorothy Brewer was at the center of the dispute between the two men.

There were rumors that James wanted to kill Jimmy, rumors that Jimmy never took seriously, she said.

Buie said the Carroll family will meet with the district attorney’s office this week about charges against Dorothy Brewer.

Carroll was a divorced father of twin 5-year-old boys at the time of his death.

“They don’t hardly remember their daddy,” Buie said, referring to her nephews. “I was 20 at the time — it’s imprinted in my mind.”

What happened?


About 4 p.m. on April 27, 1977, James and Dorothy Brewer pulled up in front of a service station in Hohenwald, Tenn. Carroll was inside the store waiting for his mother to pick him up, Buie said.Carroll learned Brewer wanted to talk to him, but friends warned the man as he approached Brewer’s vehicle, she said.

Carroll was shot twice — once in the abdomen and once below the left shoulder — with a handgun. After the shooting, Carroll walked back into store, fell down and died at the scene, Buie said.

“He left him (Carroll) lying in a pool of blood,” said Kilpatrick, the Lewis County, Tenn., sheriff.

America’s Number ONE!

May every redneck bow his head and thank the good Lord for the blessing he bestowed upon us this wonderful March day, when He showed us (via Rueter’s UK and Daily Rotten) that America outshines the world in the number of its citizens that are in the “Corrections System“.

America is certainly God’s country.

Cost of locking up Americans too high – Pew study

WASHINGTON, March 2 (Reuters) – One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system, which includes jail, prison, probation and supervision, more than double the rate of a quarter century ago, according to a report released on Monday by the Pew Center on the States.

The study, which said the current rate compares to one in 77 in 1982, concluded that with declining resources, more emphasis should be put on community supervision, not jail or prison.

“Violent and career criminals need to be locked up, and for a long time. But our research shows that prisons are housing too many people who can be managed safely and held accountable in the community at far lower cost,” said Adam Gelb, director of the Center’s Public Safety Performance Project, which produced the report.

The United States has the highest incarceration rate and the biggest prison population of any country in the world, according to figures from the U.S. Department of Justice.

Most of those in the U.S. corrections system — one in 45 — are already on probation or parole, with one in 100 in prison or jail, the Pew study found.

Those numbers are higher in certain areas of the country, and Georgia tops all states with one in 13 adults in the justice system. The other leading states are Idaho, where one in 18 are in corrections and Texas, where the rate is one in 22. In the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., nearly 5 percent of adults are in the city’s penal system.

This was the first criminal justice study that took into account those on probation and parole as well as federal convicts, Pew said.

cont here

Lord, since we know how much you dislike dope and much prefer a little vino, the numbers of prisoners and those in the “Corrections Systems” that are there for that vile weed are the ones that have put us over the top to Number One, while your winos are hanging out on the street corners and living rooms everywhere.

Thank you, Lord, for protecting us from all those dope heads who couldn’t measure up to those that became presidents and Olympic Swimmers and some of the greatest minds that this planet has produced. It is by the loser dopehead’s sacrifice that the prison system and those who own it can be blessed so very much that we have succeeded in this wonderful milestone as a country.

Thank God for America. God Bless America! America Number 1!

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