Freaky Sex Friday: Have You Humped a Whale Lately?

Humping a Whale

No, I’m not talking about your fatass husband (hey, I resemble that remark)…

I imagine our military’s endeavor in the Middle East as such a dead, big, non-fulfilling (for either party) stab into stupidity. In our case, we killed the whale on purpose and now are humping the hell out of it.

America’s leadership is officially a bunch of sick, whale necrophiliacs.

Are you rednecks proud yet?