If this ain’t the time, I don’t know when is:
DESTIN — A man walked out to his vehicle June 6 to find a naked man sleeping in his truck.
According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, the nude man was 27-year-old Shane Albert King.
King had entered a 1995 Ford Explorer first and pulled out all the contents of the glove compartment before moving on to a Ford F-150 to do the same.
When a deputy arrived at the scene shortly before 7:30 a.m., he tried to wake up King and saw there was feces throughout the interior of the truck and all over King, the report said.
As King woke up, the deputy quickly placed him in handcuffs and assisted him out of the truck, the report said. The deputy also wrote that King had open sores all over his backside and legs.
King began to yell, “(Expletive) you, pigs. I’ll (expletive) all over you too. I’m going to throw my (expletive) in your mouth.”
The report said that’s when King began reaching down toward feces that had gathered on his leg. Both deputies that were on scene placed him on the ground. King began to kick and pull away from them.
One deputy told King to be still or he would be Tased. King replied, “Tase me, mother (expletive).”
King continued to resist and the deputy removed the cartridge from his M26 Taser and applied a five-second cycle to King’s right side.
King was arrested on felony charges of burglary to a vehicle, resisting arrest with violence, criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs.