B’Man’s Sabbath Watch: God’s Song

And God said, “You must all be crazy to put your faith in me.”

Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

“Man means nothing, he means less to me
than the lowliest cactus flower
or the humblest yucca tree.
He chases round this desert
cause he thinks that’s where I’ll be
that’s why I love mankind.

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
from the squalor and the filth and the misery.
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me!
That’s why i love mankind”

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak.
They said “Lord the plague is on the world.
Lord no man is free.
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea.
Lord, if you won’t take care of us
Won’t you please please let us be?”

And the Lord said
And the Lord said

“I burn down your cities–how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we.
You must all be crazy to put your faith in me
That’s why i love mankind
You really need me
That’s why i love mankind”

h/t A Tiny Revolution

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2 thoughts on “B’Man’s Sabbath Watch: God’s Song

  1. for so-called “Jews” the deity of the stool sculpture deity cult is actually Lucifer, same for the “Masons”, and all the good “Jew” worshipping Baptists….


    the Children of Israel have never been the “Jews”….not that that elevates them above anyone else regardless of whether they live in Africa or China, it’s just that they have a SHEEP like nature…baaa baaa.


    It is too easy to over simplify and generalize and mock, scoff and blaspheme what one is ignorant of…


    but then Who is playing who…

    Faith Hope and Love…as opposed to Jew Worship is a better choice


    means motive & opportunity….cui bono ?


    • A very nice couple dropped by the house yesterday to ask us to attend services at their local Baptist Church. We have visited some of the church’s functions before and know many people that go there, so my loaded question was already answered.

      “What do you think of Jews and our support of Israel?”

      “Well, Jesus is coming back and we need to help them.”

      “What about all the people starving here?”


      Blank stares.

      I could tell that they were not knowledgeable on eschatology, so I didn’t press the issue. They were just a really nice young couple regurgitating the same old unintelligible crap fed them. They asked before they left, “Is there anything that we can pray ‘for’ you about?”

      I answered, “I generally go into my prayer closet and address the Big Man myself. But thanks.”

      Blank stares.


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