B’Man’s 2016 POTUS Watch: How Chris Christie Lost His POTUS Run

Fat Boy dons the beanie and humps the wall

Fat Boy dons the beanie and humps the wall while praying for more gefilte fish

Chris Christie is the Republican Governor of New Jersey. He thinks that kissing the Jews’ ass will get him the nomination for President of the United States.

On 4/14/15 he was on The Hugh Hewitt Show and was asked if he would enforce federal laws in the states that have legalized cannabis. He said:

“Absolutely. I will crack down and not permit it.”

He advanced his idiocy, apparently determined to sink his presidential run very early on, by continuing (instead of shutting his big matzo ball hole):

“Marijuana is a gateway drug. We have an enormous addiction problem in this country. And we need to send very clear leadership from the White House on down through the federal law enforcement. Marijuana is an illegal drug under federal law. And the states should not be permitted to sell it and profit from it.”

Judging by the sentiment of the nation and compared to the other Republican wall-humpers running (who are pretending to support state’s rights), this will seal his fate as a has-been (both as POTUS and as Governor).

Thank you and good riddance.

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